I mean... The jokes kinda write themselves when you’re dealing with the human equivalent of a boiled sweet potato marinated in a blend of roid-rage and dementia.

I’ve heard the accuser’s story and they don’t have a leg to stand on.

I mean, no one wants to give me the full size wagon that I want either, which could share the platform...

But I can dream. Let’s get weird.

I want to see 1 million cars in the US with a jalop sticker in 2018.

Gonzaga elevated themselves out of mid-majordom sometime around their fifth-straight NCAA tournament bid in 2003. Their basketball program alone spends twice as much as Loyola’s entire athletics department.

It’s good enough for James Bond.

And the investigation conveniently opened approximately three weeks after Bennett accused some police officers of threatening to blow his head off.

Hopefully this case will serve as a reminder to the public that Atlanta blew a 28-3 lead in the Super Bowl.

This story is so wild you could knock me over like I was a geriatric paraplegic security guard.

So let me get this straight. The officer witnessed this alleged felony assault and then did...nothing? And they decided to bring charges 14 months later?

“the case is all based on the recollection of the officer.”

Neutral: Do You Think In 50 Years We’ll Be Driving Electric Cars Or Fuel-Cell Cars?

Yes. 5.8 to 60 mph is Nissan Maxima fast, and everybody knows that the Maxima is the tipping point between what’s slow and what’s fast.

Tom, right brand, wrong wagon. The WJ is the right answer. I know I have 2 of them. They look modern but are cheap to buy and maintain, nicer interior with all the capabilities you’d expect. Here’s one in his neck of the woods that’s worth a look.

There appears to be a Ford stamp on the block... Something for a Focus or Fiesta?

I’ve owned 3 Fieros and my 3800-Turbo Fiero has been featured on Jalopnik. A t-top 1988 Fiero Formula with a manual transmission is one of the rarest, most sought after configuration of Fieros (Although this color is one of the more common ones. Yellow and Silver are the most rare).

TRADE DEFICITS ARE NOT BAD THINGS.

When you delude yourself into believing that pro sports games are patriotic events you make yourself vulnerable to becoming all types of stupid.

If you think that’s stupid, the Browns hate kneeling so much they refused to go into the victory formation all season.

You know, I enjoy the extra $150+ in my budget every month. But I don’t need it, AT ALL. There are people, families out there that need it far more than I do. I own my car, my only debt is my house and I live comfortably. I’ll take the money, but it pains me to know someone out there needs a break more-so than I do.