I also hope that I am well thought of in my home town even after I help murder someone and destroy evidence. For all my faults- like that time I helped murder someone and destroy evidence- I feel like I have contributed a lot of positive speeches and tackles.

I bet that combo would win a drag race against a golden eagle too.

It’s in your yard? Did it start rusting yet?

Will it fit 37”s if I cut the fenders and will you be upset with me?

0-100 time with the Golden Eagle on the trailer.

How do you know what’s under the hood of my wagon...

Because his base gets all their facts from literal fake news, mostly on Facebook.

Simpson and Stapleton are exceptions, most modern country is trash. It’s all faux hick dudes rapping about trucks and beer, and cul de sac redneck women pretending they hunt and fish.

“Give me enough money in an index fund that earns market return” 

/fixed

Which is why he WAS an NFL executive and no longer IS one. Those who can, do. Those who can’t, criticize others on various media platforms.

This.

I would take a GM truck from that era, or anything 3800 powered, as far as hand-me-downs go.

Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.

When you’d rather be a team that supports “real American values” than one that wins, this is what happens.

The one that leaves its veterans homeless and destitute so they have to rely on random strangers for even a bare minimum of an existence?

Am I the only one glad he got this job so he isn’t on tv anymore?

Hi

I’m gonna be honest. I don’t hear it at ALL.

Guess you had to be there