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I don't know how this could have happened. Wearing contacts for most of the day makes my eyes hurt. She must have been in AGONY.

Gosh, guys. Haven't you ever heard of the saying, "It's a crime not to prime"?

I'm totally kidding. I definitely don't prime, nor have I ever.

I had a family member teach me about the 'eyes first' rule - this is because if you mess up your eyeliner/eyeshadow, you don't have to redo all your makeup to fix your mistake.

I'm Australian, so our 'prom' is our Year 12 formal. I went with my boyfriend of two months (still together 3.5 years later) and we were driven to the venue, which usually hosts concerts when celebrities come to town, by my parents. After the formal, we all piled into a party bus and drove out to this house in the

YES. When I heard this story I immediately thought of Orphan. It's the exact same as the plot! Without the killings...

I'm truly mesmerized by Lily Allen's perfect eyeliner. CAN'T. STOP. STARING.

My house in Queensland is getting treated for pests right at this very moment. Too many goddamn bugs in Australia.

I started thinking about this in a different way yesterday when I recalled a recent time that my brother screamed at me for something totally insignificant and I went bat-shit crazy at him. Obviously it wasn't as bat-shit crazy as Solange's kick-scratch-slap-punch attack, but it was still crazy and it would definitely

She's finally fulfilled her lifelong goal of scoring the highly-coveted PREGNANT & ALONE cover story. She can die happy now.

Replying on my phone made my phone freak out and posted my comment to you accidentally. :(

It's like Bey is reading all of the speculative articles/posts/tweets and expertly fucking with our minds while sitting back on her golden throne watching the media shit-storm hit the internet. She just posted an Instagram pic of her and Rihanna, thus indirectly addressing and/or shutting down the cheating rumours.

Kendall and Kylie "wrote" a novel. Whhhhyyyyy.

It's not paint, it's the blood of his victims. Although I'd assume, being Dracula, there wouldn't be much left over.

It's times like these when I sort of (not really) miss Myspace... We could learn a lot from a celebrity's top friends. Solange seriously needs to end the speculation and just tell us if Bey's still in her top eight...

Is anyone else extremely disturbed by his smug expression?

IT'S AVAILABLE IN AUSTRALIA. This never happens.