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Ich bin Karl, I am expert!

I have no idea how anyone walked away either. Swam away would be possible, floated away more likely.

takes off the gloves THEN opens the hood that is on FIRE

#brands

I’ll just leave this here....not safe for work because...what is anymore.

Can’t wait to not see this on NBC tonight.

Living as a hydrophobic shark has its challenges...

Listen, Betty, don’t start up with your “white zone” shit again.

It’s really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there’s no danger involved.

Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.

Has anybody considered the possibility that she kidnapped herself?

Mark Gordon = Friendly neighbor that will help you trim that tree that’s hanging over the property line using his tools.

Demonstration by Boeing test pilots. Do not attempt.

the retro on-road/off-road look is so hot right now

Dude just ran that red light! Fuckin Hummer drivers!

That would be “braking” and not “breaking”, sorry a little pet peeve, unless you are talking about breaking the regenerative system into tiny little pieces or something, if so, that sounds like a lot of fun!

Don’t you mean who they gonna call?

Armored car: made to move itself around without getting hurt
Tractor: made to bend nature to the will of man