My UPS driver is a ninja.
We have 3 dogs, so it’s pretty much impossible to get close to our house without getting barked at. Our UPS driver though, can deliver packages completely silently. No truck noise, no nothing. Dogs never notice. I just get a text message from the Amazon tracking and voila! Packages on the porch.
Cabela's just saved me a TON of money
By having crap customer service, they’ve lost a customer for life. I’ve spent over 2K there in 2016, but they’ve seen the last of me. I hope they enjoy the $60.
Rotary hammer FTMFW
I’m building a garage/workshop, and the guys that did my slab were pretty terrible. The slab is structurally sound, but the surface finish is ass. Also, they totally ignored the drawing that showed where the in-slab electric conduit for the lift is supposed to go, so one end of it wound up OUTSIDE the building.
Spelling bee folks have a sense of humor
Some kid got a word I never heard of, and the kid asked to hear it in a sentence. The sentence was about Game of Thrones. Like any kid that’s in the national spelling bee has ever watched Game of Thrones.
The Good 5 Flavors!
For reasons unknown, the US version of Life Savers 5 Flavors was changed about 10 years ago, and they were ruined. Canada still has the GOOD 5 Flavors, so I bought a bunch of bags to take home. Strangely, Wikipedia says that all Life Savers production is done in Canada on account of cheaper sugar. Why ship the crap…
Pirelli World Challenge @ CTMP - anyone going?
I’ve infiltrated Canuckistan. Any Canadian Oppofolk going to the race this weekend?
Aeron chair 1/2 fixed - awaiting parts
My trusty office chair has had a busted tilt limit mechanism for several years now. Today I decided to repair it. One part of the tilt mechanism (forward tilt) was just stuck.The rear tilt limit mechanism has a broken cam gear. Luckily, that part is only 10 bucks!
Amazon Smile is great
I just bought a case for a gun I’ve recently purchased, and the case is made here in the USA. This will make the folks on the couple of gun forums I read happy. However, I bought it on Amazon and my transaction triggered a donation to Planned Parenthood which will make all the same people apoplectic, which is also fun.
Mechanical/structural engineer types?
I’m planning a shop building, and one of the things I am building in is a bridge crane. I’ve got a list of parts and measurements. I need someone who knows how to evaluate a design and tell me if it’s going to crater on me or not. I also need a recommendation for the bits that are going to hold the whole mess up in…
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Someone in a Jezebel comment thread wondered if you could make the word “struggle” out of world currency symbols. You mostly can.
Superb Owl "woooooooooooooooo"
There’s someone sitting right by one of the microphones that picks up crowd noise, and they’re RELENTLESS with their “woooooooooo”


