The wall will block a street with a taco stand at the corner of the wall and the street. another redneck wearing a tool belt and a hard hat will be there at the taco stand asking the taco stand dude if they are hiring. dude replies, they were, but Senor Jimenez took the last job. As the redneck walks away dejected,…

i’ll try again

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That’s all you. Instead of drawing the first toon of the Far Side’s successor, you described it with words that made me thank up the picture. So here’s the deal. Since there are no good comic strips any more, we have to take matters into our own hands. You think the shit up like you did today, email me and I’ll draw…

It took me a second to figure the humor out. But then I was impressed. Like the first time I saw a Far Side cartoon. That’s a serious compliment. I can see Jeff the Maintenance Guy with both hands up, the machete in one hand and Jeff written in cursive over his left shirt pocket asking the cops where the ivy is. Good…

Since about 35% of voting Americans are hard core Teapublican’ts that would vote for a 200 pound pile of fresh, steaming dog shit sprinkled with Hitler’s ashes to mask the smell as long as it has an R behind it, The Donzi Scheme only has to convince the deplorables and willfully ignorant to vote for him to carry the…

You are crazy. All The Donzi Scheme victims say so on twitter.

fuck the giants. Go Mess.

I’ve been on board with single payer since at least 1992. you can’t let crooks and thieves live amongst their victims as if everything is just fine, all hunky dory. fuck the motherfuckers publicly that work for Blue Cross Blue Shield, any other health insurance company and of course the lowest of the low, the…

It should be much more than illegal. Nothing makes me madder than these low life scumbags and our shit eating health alleged care system. I make damn sure to express these same views to anybody I know or meet who does this shit for a living. It has cost me friends, but fuck them. If you know some one that works at a…

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Karma. Lavarr Arrington took out Texas A and M All World kicker and punter Shane Lechler in the 1999 alamo bowl. he did it twice in a row, earning a penalty and first down each time. But the second time it worked and knocked Lechler out of the game allowing Penn St to win handily by dominating field position. That…

Help me out here Doc. I cook a crock pot full of chicken to get me through the week. Chicken, broccoli, mixed rice for lunch Monday-Friday and Chicken red beans, green beans, some kinda fruit for dinner basically. Oatmeal or grapenuts with frozen blueberries for breakfast. Yet come the weekend its at least a 12 pack…

Invitation returned to sender. Solving problems at the Federal level is much more complicated than cutting taxes and legalizing dope.

A LeBron James endorsement in Ohio is no small event. Hillary should publicly welcome the endorsement.

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