Why does lifehacker always have to ignore Occam’s Razor?

Why does someone like David Bowie die in their 60s and KFC gobbling fat fuck Donald get 10 more years on him?

They’ve also won several of our reader-voted Co-Ops, and if you want to go outside the Kinja ecosystem, they have a ton of recommendations from the Wirecutter and other review sites.

They’ve also won several of our reader-voted Co-Ops, and if you want to go outside the Kinja ecosystem, they have a…

“Your kid’s Legos”

Pretty excited for this as I am having my first in August. May I suggest an article on how to deal with the ever-creeping dread that I may end up raising my child in a dystopian hellscape or post apocalyptic wasteland? ‘Cause I think about that a lot.

I’m beginning to wonder if tonight won’t be a turning point as far as impeachment goes. Notifying Russia instead of Congress before bombing Syria isn’t going to go over well with the House and Senate.

“Well, I’m sorry if you just can’t handle a fan of sport making sure the rules are followed, good sir.”, the dickbag says, just before calling the HOA about those infernal children selling their damned lemonade down the street.

The argument that it will be paid by visitors hold no weight. People have finite money. If you increase a fee or a tax people spend less other places. So if you are funding schools via a restaurant tax but now people spend less on that due to a new hotel tax you funded a stadium at the cost of education or whatever.

WHY WOULD YOU CUT OFF THE GIF RIGHT BEFORE THEY SINK INTO PLACE?

Watching this video gives me the exact same feeling as watching my four-year-old do anything that requires basic fine motor skills.

This makes me uncomfortable.

This is a funny post, but yes, it most certainly does.

well that’s not a very nice thing to say

I doubt she’s a size 4. I had gastric bypass surgery and was smaller than her at my starting weight and I’m an 8. Unless she’s like, super short and tiny? I’m 5'10" so I kind of stopped around a size 8.

Its not until you realize he admires authoritarian dictators (dicktater?) that you realize the leadership he is looking to impose. 45 has already done enough damage in 3 weeks to equal 3 years for most other presidents.

We should probably blame white women. Not even being sarcastic.

Yes it is Jill Stein and her voters’ fault and not ALL YOUR RACIST, SCARED NEIGHBORS VOTING FOR DONALD

Coriander leaves are just cilantro by the way.

Please let this election end already. It just feels so weird rooting for Megyn Kelly for something.

I’m my own frickin’ spirit animal.