That depends entirely on how they do the story. They could be in the middle of a drawn out divorce and she refuses to sign papers ;)

I have never, ever heard a woman say that condoms don’t change sensation. Of course they do. Sex feels a lot better without them. If I’m on birth control, in a monogamous relationship, and everyone’s had clear STD tests, I ditch ‘em (but for instance, I did a course of antibiotics and my husband doesn’t want surprise…

Please don’t procreate.

Have you had sex with women?

Volume 1 was much better. And Everything after the Black Dossier is just Alan Moore shouting “get off my lawn” to everything you hold dear, so...

We kinda already have that show.

Showing up at a strangers apartment with a pizza does not work, even if you bring the right music along.

• Skinner: Well, I was wrong; the lizards are a godsend.

DIAGONAL WIPES NO WIPES BUT DIAGONAL WIPES

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Honestly, he should be DC’s Kevin Feige. They have their gold goose right under their nose and aren’t even touching it.

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on the one hand, this makes a lot of sense. On the other hand it’s horrifyingly expensive if you don’t have local babysitting help from grandparents so some caution is really in order before you just sign up for this 100%

Headcanon established

Jesus Christ, what a bunch of butts. I don’t have kids and I don’t want kids and I don’t really like kids but I do my best to nod along supportively when people talk about their kids or show me pictures or whatever because that is basic human courtesy and also I guess it’s really nice that people love their kids? It’s…

Why a humanoid form at all? Why any kind of non-utilitarian visually identifiable features? Why be visible at all? Why any kind of artistic sensibility except mine? WHY?!

All these sex comments primed my brain to read "butt candy"

It sounds like, either way, you run a legitimate risk of ending up exhausted and cleaning up poop. Damned if you do, dammed if you don't.