crystalmeth
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This is the kind of thing I like seeing on Jezebel, thank-you for not writing a click-bait garbage article or posting a video of a cute animal.

I totally agree. Maybe they could have a short campaign about domestic abuse awareness or something..

Aside from the horrible song selection..aside from the dumb-ass texting sub-plot, aside from the steadfastly mediocre dancing, aside from the horrific fashion (leather diaper anyone?), yeah I guess it's pretty good.

Uh, did I even mention white people? I was just pointing out the exaggeration of saying that people indulge in luxury goods globally as though it's some kind of universal phenomenon. Sure there are market pockets around the globe, but this kind of high-end consumerism is obviously more defined by economic class than

Yet another reason not to shop at Macy's if you needed one besides the fact that 98% of the shit they shill is fug/crap, this location in particular being horrific due to it constantly being crammed with tourists.

Isn't it satire? I mean, it must be...

what about soccer

I've never thought what it would be like to not have tampons. I would literally be unable to leave the house. Thanks for your comment!

They should have saved it for his 16th birthday and outfitted it with a bong, Doritos, wifi and a giant tub of hand lotion. They wouldn't even have to waste all that money renovating it.

But vinegaroons are not poisonous. What happened?

Wait. 1994 was two decades ago? 20 years ago? Holy shit I feel old.

These gifs in combo with the still playing audio of the subway horror illicited a rare real life lol from me. Thank-you.

Love that my comment made you immediately jump to the conclusion that I must be defending her, thus must also be right-wing, thus must also be insane. I assure you none of those things are true. I just don't understand a feminist site like this getting so much traction shitting on other women. In particular this

"Bunny is concerned about a forthcoming political uprising and thinks Miley Cyrus is a slut."

Yes an already beautiful woman, with tons of money and very little stress in her life is going to age HORRIBLY...

K, so Jourdan Dunn can call her stupid new tattoo a 'pocahontas tribal tatt' and not be called out for being racist or appropriating native american culture? Why because she's black? I'm not even saying she should be called out, (I could give two fucks about her tattoo) but this website is so full of hypocrisy lately

Oh how darling! A book where men are celebrated for their quaint female anatomical ignorance, which is okay, you know, cause they're gay. Even the most woman-loving lesbian can draw an accurate cock. It's insane to me that you are offended at Katy Perry, or celebrities tweeting innocuous shit, yet present this in what

Right. The important thing about the conflict in Gaza is in what manner celebrities should be tweeting about it. This 'article' is possibly more inane than the tweets being criticized within it. Using an extremely prescriptive and self-righteous tone throughout, shaming celebrities for TWEETING, you even point out in

True. I need to break up with Jezebel I think.

Why does Jezebel insist on finding racial appropriation in anything Katy Perry does? Seriously, this is really stretching. It's not offensive. At this point it's just become obsessive criticism of a woman in the entertainment industry getting what might be bad advice and making what may be bad pop-songs. Why not look