Jason, I mention this every time you or another writer at Jalopnik writes about patents. You mostly do not understand them. As I’ve said before, a published application is not a patent, it’s just an application. You can file an application and have it publish for pretty much anything. It has nothing to do with whether…

I’m 6'4", 240. Either

bougie

No, it’s a great distinction=— and basically why the truck is bulletproof. The 6.5s were WAY better than the 6.2 that gathered all the hate. And the 4L80 is indestructible with only 350 ft-lbs driving it.

cho-REE-thoh (accurate) vs. chuh-REE-zoh (our bullshit).

Reporter: “LeBron, I’ll get more clicks and be able to write like 8 more columns if you’ll just say something about how stupid your teammate is.”

Just playing Demons advocate here. Im assuming shooting a new color in a automated paint booth takes a lot of testing and experimentation to get it right. That would be a lot of $$$ just to shoot one car AND impact production while they dial things in.

The Germans have a word for everything, and when they don’t, they just write a sentence explaining what it does, and remove all the spaces.

If the person takes the prescription the same way month after month, there should not be any unintended pregnancies because the non-placebo pills for this particular prescription all contain the same amount of active ingredients.

The trigger safety and grip safety make me think Springfield Armory, maybe?

Taxation will simply migrate to other energy forms.

I was just being careful, since we’d just spritzed a bunch of starting fluid into the motor. (All of which was now burned off, but again, just playing it safe).

Y’all too young to remember this?

Reading this ten years ago, this would have sounded like an amazing time that I’d make sure to experience. Now it sounds horrifying and kind of pathetic. I’m not judging, it’s just a different perspective from a different time in one’s life. Aging is crazy, man.

As the experts said, it’s all about how you define consciousness because plants don’t have a neural system like animals, they can’t process a bunch of signals from the environment to make a response based on a complex processing and understanding of the information gathered. What plants can do is respond to their…

2002 Buick? Century or Park Avenue? ...the indicators are actually just headlight reflections off the chrome bumper trim?

About 3 days of resting in the fridge is when I like cole slaw the best. Especially if it has a little fresh horseradish in it and I can have it on top of a chili dog.

This article only applies to those living a sedentary lifestyle and should be noted as such. 55g of protein is nowhere near enough to maintain or support the muscle growth of athletes or people that workout strenuously multiple times a week.

Just finished my build last month: what this project might have looked like 20 years ago. Still gotta get those lawnmowers though.

He’s the best, alright. You’re article covered many good points, but I’m surprised you failed to mention the Twinkie Wiener Sandwich, something that not only made into UHF, but which has been a minor aspect of Weird Al fandom for years, and is certainly food related.