What does it meeean? It sounds like someone in the dentist’s chair trying to talk about the latest Transformers movie.

Hellfire is the most evil of evil disney villain songs.

This one is like a fucking art film.

...when making fun of a woman’s appearance becomes socially unacceptable. Commence holding your breath.

I mean, he’s not wrong. It’s super hard to grow a bigger dick.

I’m totally ok with chest hair, but not ok with back hair. I have never “experienced” it myself, but have seen men with it....and I can’t. I just can’t.

She wants to put a lock on the door and only give the key to her friends.

I think I will follow the Doctor’s advice when dealing with insane women with political power and that is to simply ask one question. Doesn’t she look.....tired?

Too late, he already moved on us like a bitch.

Was this a sort of sideways brag about the class of rotisserie chicken you have access to?

Meh, I’m not willing to wait for it.

At the very least, the “wanting to make out with family members” part works.

Intentional obtuseness and crass lack of empathy is a hallmark of an intellectually and developmentally stunted mind or a conservative. 

By “old” I mean “is widely mentioned in 60s and 70s anthropology books” not “dug up with the Rosetta stone”.

I think it is POGET and pronounced poe-jay

The Tom Hiddleston Interview photos look like the theme was “BDSM Hitler Youth”.

nah. my feet are standing in soap water. they’re fine. it’s all fine.

I had multiple people here say that to me yesterday... as if it were somehow all on her for that and he just couldn’t possibly have kept it in his pants because penises have to fly free or something.

Yeah well I don’t like being called fat either, but...I’m pretty plump.

Anyone with a chin-strap beard should be executed without trial.