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Yeah, it’s much harder to take unarmed teenagers alive if they’re, like, jaywalking or something but kudos to them for this one.

She’s not wrong. I’d rather he have sex with me than sing too and I’m not into dudes.

Jamaica Kincaid needs to write to Jezebel and tell them to bring back kitchenette and its stories of the worst restuarant customers.

THIS. It is not a fat woman’s job to hide her body from someone who may deem it unattractive. The trick, for me, is making sure that I believe I look attractive in it and I’m not basing it on the thin asthetic.

Right! Mine have the habit of going “If I can’t go down, or up, or forward...I must go SIDEWAYS!” and try to bust out the arm holes.

...he’s not even attractive in that differently attractive Richard Boone/Telly Savalas kind of way. Dude’s just...ugh.

Why would Hermione be an issue? If they want it - as is likely - to follow the film continuity, they’ll try to get Emma Watson or someone who resembles her. If the film breaks from the movie continuity, Hermione will be played by anyone.

I was thrilled when I read the following in the Time Magazine article about Trump’s meltdown*:

Doesn’t every man have a thing for exceptionally beautiful faces? And bodies? Like if any man in the world exists who would prefer a plump, mediocre brunette to Amber then CALL ME! I mean, let me know. For...science.

How many dates does one go on with Elon Musk before he takes you home to meet his mothership?

Why is it that people feel the need to proselytize about their dietary and exercise choices? Having been in and out of treatment for a variety of different EDs, it really disturbs me how normalized ultra-restrictive diets have become. It’s true that beauty is not a one-size-fits-all prospect, but I don’t see how that

As a black woman I have to get this off my chest. If I see one more black man say this shit was brought up because of Birth of a Nation I am going to scream! I have known about this for at least 3 or 4 years you didn’t want to know don’t start with the conspiracy theories.

Amen. I don’t have much to add except that as a culture, we seem resigned to accept the type of suffering you describe as a fair cost of protecting the rights of the accused. It’s a social problem.

I keep seeing people say they want Parker to admit what he did was wrong and, idk, try to push forward the conversation on rape...but is that really how it would go? I cannot imagine what he could have said that would change the convo we’re having now.

So you need a trial to understand that having a relationship with your adopted step daughter is out of order and morally corrupt? Res ipsa loquitur. Okay dude (you are undoubtedly a man).

He should have hired you to handle his PR for him.

“I stand here, a 36-year-old man, 17 years removed from one of the most painful moments in my life. And I can imagine it was painful, for everyone. I was cleared of everything, of all charges. I’ve done a lot of living, and raised a lot of children. I’ve got five daughters and a lovely wife. My mom lives here with me;

It’s puzzling that so many people are angrier at Hillary than at the man actually accused of rape. And that includes the alleged victim.

It’s puzzling to me how many people are acting like this is new information. Or like Hilary Clinton is somehow more responsible for Bill Clinton’s behavior than Bill Clinton is.

Ok. But I’m at work. I’ll get back to you.