Stephen A. Crockett Jr.
crocketts
Senior Editor @ The Root, boxes outside my weight class, when they go low, you go lower.
2/20/20
12:33 PM
42

Cause you know Mom bout to get it that ass and you can forget turning that game on. 😂😂 If you can't remember to take the chicken down then you cantc remember those moves on the game😂😂😂😂😫😫

2/20/20
12:21 PM
163

Bloomberg looked like a kid who forgot to unthaw the chicken and heard his mom’s keys jingle in the door when Warren read him for filth 😂😂😂

1/23/20
11:23 AM
32

I think whoever is at the podium should heckle the fuck out of them, like at The Comedy Store. “Where you going, Senator Graham? You gotta prostate issue? How many times you gotta pee for real?”

5/13/19
6:02 PM
26

It’s sad that someone being this genuinely nice is remarkable, but here we are. Read more

5/3/19
4:13 PM
5

THIS. RIGHT HERE. You mean to tell me that rookie athletes do not get assigned two Jewish men who do their taxes/handle their cases, a Jerome to handle their weed, and a designated bro to administer birth control/NDAs to groupies that they fly in on the team’s dime?! Read more

5/3/19
2:19 PM
14

“Look, the hair is one thing. Let the first nigga who didn’t wear a high-top fade or have cuts in his eyebrow cast the first stone. Read more

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4/25/19
2:55 PM
51

She walked out of the bathroom and I heard my mother say, “He’s only dating you because he hates me.”” Read more

2/11/19
12:13 PM
14

Motherfucking Rayful Edmond. I’m convinced he was the inspiration for Homicide: Life On The Street’s Luther Mahoney.

2/6/19
12:22 PM
34

Mueller filed sealed documents that were placed in The Vault this morning. I doubt he knows specifically what was in them, but probably knows which one of these Mueller picked.

2/6/19
12:12 PM
61

It’s that eerie quiet that any parent appreciates. Then they realize it’s gone on too long and you know they are getting up to some real stupid shit