Stephen A. Crockett Jr.
crocketts
Senior Editor @ The Root, boxes outside my weight class, when they go low, you go lower.
5/13/19
6:02 PM
26

It’s sad that someone being this genuinely nice is remarkable, but here we are. Read more

5/3/19
4:13 PM
5

THIS. RIGHT HERE. You mean to tell me that rookie athletes do not get assigned two Jewish men who do their taxes/handle their cases, a Jerome to handle their weed, and a designated bro to administer birth control/NDAs to groupies that they fly in on the team’s dime?! Read more

4/25/19
2:55 PM
51

She walked out of the bathroom and I heard my mother say, “He’s only dating you because he hates me.”” Read more

2/11/19
12:13 PM
14

Motherfucking Rayful Edmond. I’m convinced he was the inspiration for Homicide: Life On The Street’s Luther Mahoney.

2/6/19
12:22 PM
34

Mueller filed sealed documents that were placed in The Vault this morning. I doubt he knows specifically what was in them, but probably knows which one of these Mueller picked.

2/6/19
12:12 PM
61

It’s that eerie quiet that any parent appreciates. Then they realize it’s gone on too long and you know they are getting up to some real stupid shit

1/15/19
1:27 PM
29

The team nutritionist is probably gritting their teeth, thinking, “It’s gonna take two weeks to get that shit out of their systems.”

1/15/19
1:07 PM
14

I had the same thought. Don’t malign the dining hall. You’ll wake up one morning and find hairnets on your bed.