Stephen A. Crockett Jr.
crocketts
Senior Editor @ The Root, boxes outside my weight class, when they go low, you go lower.
6/3/19
2:49 PM
16

Damit, Stephen... I’m supposed to be hating every GS player (except Boogie) until 30 days or more after the end of the series. Unless they lose. In which case the expected duration is 14 days.

5/29/19
1:23 PM
12

This. Remember when everybody quit watching the NBA because the league shut out Craig Hodges for his black activism?

5/13/19
6:02 PM
26

It’s sad that someone being this genuinely nice is remarkable, but here we are.

5/3/19
4:13 PM
5

THIS. RIGHT HERE. You mean to tell me that rookie athletes do not get assigned two Jewish men who do their taxes/handle their cases, a Jerome to handle their weed, and a designated bro to administer birth control/NDAs to groupies that they fly in on the team’s dime?!

4/25/19
2:55 PM
51

She walked out of the bathroom and I heard my mother say, “He’s only dating you because he hates me.””

3/27/19
3:50 PM
43

“But she paid a terrible price. She was abused in the hearing. She was taken advantage of. Her reputation was attacked. I wish I could have done something.”

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2/11/19
6:14 PM
17

Somebody in VA is going to have to change the locks on the Capital building or him and Coonman will just keep showing up to work like shit is Ok.

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2/11/19
12:13 PM
14

Motherfucking Rayful Edmond. I’m convinced he was the inspiration for Homicide: Life On The Street’s Luther Mahoney.

2/6/19
12:22 PM
34

Mueller filed sealed documents that were placed in The Vault this morning. I doubt he knows specifically what was in them, but probably knows which one of these Mueller picked.

2/6/19
12:12 PM
61

It’s that eerie quiet that any parent appreciates. Then they realize it’s gone on too long and you know they are getting up to some real stupid shit

2/5/19
2:44 PM
9

Unless Jay or Beyoncé run for office, I don’t see it happening.”

1/15/19
1:27 PM
29

The team nutritionist is probably gritting their teeth, thinking, “It’s gonna take two weeks to get that shit out of their systems.”

1/15/19
1:07 PM
14

I had the same thought. Don’t malign the dining hall. You’ll wake up one morning and find hairnets on your bed.

1/15/19
12:42 PM
45

and served them the same shit they could’ve gotten at the school’s dining hall.