Cause you know Mom bout to get it that ass and you can forget turning that game on. 😂😂 If you can't remember to take the chicken down then you cantc remember those moves on the game😂😂😂😂😫😫

Bloomberg looked like a kid who forgot to unthaw the chicken and heard his mom’s keys jingle in the door when Warren read him for filth 😂😂😂

I think whoever is at the podium should heckle the fuck out of them, like at The Comedy Store. “Where you going, Senator Graham? You gotta prostate issue? How many times you gotta pee for real?”

I feel like you don’t gotta disrespect sons of anarchy like that.

Damit, Stephen... I’m supposed to be hating every GS player (except Boogie) until 30 days or more after the end of the series. Unless they lose. In which case the expected duration is 14 days. Read more

Swan Song. Read more

This. Remember when everybody quit watching the NBA because the league shut out Craig Hodges for his black activism? Read more

It’s sad that someone being this genuinely nice is remarkable, but here we are. Read more

THIS. RIGHT HERE. You mean to tell me that rookie athletes do not get assigned two Jewish men who do their taxes/handle their cases, a Jerome to handle their weed, and a designated bro to administer birth control/NDAs to groupies that they fly in on the team’s dime?! Read more

“Look, the hair is one thing. Let the first nigga who didn’t wear a high-top fade or have cuts in his eyebrow cast the first stone. ” Read more

or have cuts in his eyebrow Read more

Harris: You have answers to these questions? Read more

“She walked out of the bathroom and I heard my mother say, “He’s only dating you because he hates me.”” Read more

“But she paid a terrible price. She was abused in the hearing. She was taken advantage of. Her reputation was attacked. I wish I could have done something.”

Somebody in VA is going to have to change the locks on the Capital building or him and Coonman will just keep showing up to work like shit is Ok.

Motherfucking Rayful Edmond. I’m convinced he was the inspiration for Homicide: Life On The Street’s Luther Mahoney.

Mueller filed sealed documents that were placed in The Vault this morning. I doubt he knows specifically what was in them, but probably knows which one of these Mueller picked.

It’s that eerie quiet that any parent appreciates. Then they realize it’s gone on too long and you know they are getting up to some real stupid shit