THANK YOU!!!!

That bear skipped the strawberry rhubarb pie because it has taste buds, a working nose, and the good sense to know a travesty when it smells one.

I wish Steven Granade had taught ANY of my college engineering courses. Would have been way more enjoyable.

You missed the joke, but THANK YOU for that hot eye candy!

In jail people hang themselves with sheets. Not that I'm saying she did that, it's just that you don't need any 'special equipment.'

Glad I wasn’t the only one. However, I was pissed I missed out on that Tupperware deal, it was the only damn thing I actually needed.

No flags have been banned.

So Planned Parenthood has specific bills leveled against it to prevent it from receiving state or federal funds because ‘abortion.’ Never mind the unbelievable good they do for low income people which does not involve abortion. Also, welfare is bad, you need to earn your lunch you 8 year old in poverty! Meanwhile,…

I buy the unsweetened almond milk, once I accidentally bought the regular kind and was shocked at how sweet it was!

Yeah you guys are soooo sad about it you embed an autoplay video to repeat these people’s deaths and maiming in an endless loop on the front page of Gawker.

It’s Facon, you know - like bacon....but not at all.

LOL yes.

People: knock it off with all this fat free crap. If you're still fat then guess what - it doesn't work!

You had me until you dissed my Solemates, those things are fucking gold. I only use them for outdoor weddings, where I have to wear heels and don’t feel like breaking my ankle in front of fancy people.

I own a Volt, by the way.

This is not cool. I was at Ocean City beach 2 years ago for the air show and they did crazy low jet flybys right over the shallow water which were AMAZING and fun and loud as hell and you could see the vortices on the wings and all that good stuff.

No, you jackass, the point was that 20 years ago no one had E-85 at retail pumps. Now look at this amazing ‘new infrastructure’ we have. You shitting all over a new liquid energy source (albeit a more difficult to handle variety) that can just as easily be phased in as E-85 was because of infrastructure concerns is…

Replace the 'hydrogen fuel cell car' with 'E-85 car' and realize how ill-informed you sound.

Love it. Do it. BRING ON THE HYDROGEN.

I understand and agree.