For real, how hard is it to change a form to read ‘Parent 1’ and ‘Parent 2’?

I got an Etsy store, just need a stencil.

You people are my favorite :)

Right? I mean shit, by their definition of 'everything, ever' just paying their employees in currency could be 'complicit.'

After reading up on it I needed a drink, so get one of those too :)

Because their chosen health care administrator also refuses to cover birth control (it’s apparently a religious version of a provider) so these nuns would have had to contract with a real, non-assholish provider - which to them was being 'complicit.'

Never stop, never stop this motherfuckin fight, because these people sure as hell won’t.

This is glorious.

THANK YOU

I have heard stories of the young east Asian male child peeing into cups in restaurants (rather, in public in general) before. Apparently it’s a cultural thing.

My thoughts, you said them.

You only get that if you're married (straight) though, if you get knocked up as a single lady you can kiss your job goodbye. Good Catholics, these ones.

Jesus Tapdancing Christ: “given that the Little Sisters’ third-party healthcare administrator is another religious entity, one called Christian Brothers Services.”

Men: blaming the dumb shit they do on pussy since the dawn of time.

This is beautiful in every way. YAY TECHNOLOGY!!

For a while I was believing that they were a real couple, but this has me back to being certain she is a beard that he takes out his trapped-in-the-closet frustrations on.

This would actually break the internet...or create a black hole. At this point that second thing might not be a bad idea.

You can fault any human being for admitting they idolize Scott Disick, no matter their age.

Mmmmkay...

Same, applied then and even today, although thankfully more rare now :)