THANK YOU!!!

This is fucking amazing.

I really want to know what those teeth are made of.

LOL, she’s announced that she’s retiring months ago, really keeping up on current events there guy.

Well, it may be NBD for the financial industry, but if it turns out to have been a hack it sort of is a big deal.

Jesus...every single one was drop dead gorgeous. Why do the good ones die young?

It's still a law establishing preference for a religion.

I'm seriously going to recite this in my head next time, because it is the damn truth.

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So, cyber attack then?

“You are so bad your absence was worth $210 million.”

Um, yeah, I am acutely aware. I'm here explaining things to people who don't experience these things on a daily basis and are being lead to believe the robot freaked out and killed the guy who didn't LOTO.

“Just because women are more prone to uptalk or to apologize for no reason, doesn’t make those traits inherently feminine. They’re ticks women pick up because society tells us we have to be deferential and passive, not because being deferential and passive are inherently female traits."

Never claimed to be. However, it’s a two way street in business, with the speaker and the listener both responsible for what they do. If you pitch me an idea and sound completely unsure of yourself why should I assume that your idea is sound? Your pitch is 2 parts: delivery and content. I’m not saying you need to have…

In general when adjusting speech patterns I find broader advice more helpful than specific word removal. My current methodology is to turn your questions/qualifiers into statements. Like replacing “I think” with “My advice is.” Or “maybe we could” with “My plan is.”

THIS.

I don't know what that's supposed to mean either. Most bosses want the exact opposite.

Eh, I discredit contributions said in a mealy way no matter the gender of the speaker. Also - I’m a woman.

“...if you think about how women are culturally conditioned to be so sympathetic and empathic to the needs of others well before their own that they essentially walk on permanent eggshells, as if invisibly bumping into humanity at all times.”

Of course not. Why would you ask that?