Well, I guess someone beat me to it.

Is Tyrese’s threat even really a threat? Johnson is a far more bankable star. I would expect most studio execs would respond with, “there’s the door, Tyrese. Don’t let it hit you on the way out.”

How to rub it into the faces of peasants? Make sure your FXX K Evo comes with a bespoke version of the latest iGadget...and then toss it into the garbage because you don’t have time for such peasantry.

Just find yourself a cheap, older Honda Civic or Accord and call it a day. Just don’t make the same mistake I did and try to learn manual on an S2000. I may have been able to do it without damaging the transmission, but the fear or screwing up and destroying it was always in the back of my mind.

This is my reaction to this thing:

Does her name happen to be “Alexa?”

Will you be getting the Sport model with the 2.0T and the six-speed manual? Also, will you get the opportunity to dyno the car? It would seem Honda has been underrating their engines on paper as of late.

“The Chrysler Pacifica Hellcat: because doing smokey burnouts in front of your kid’s school makes you the cool parent.”

Aside from that front end, I’m kind of digging it. I’m betting the front end is one of those “looks better in person” or “have to warm up to” kind of things though.

If this thing can somehow drive like the Alfa Romeo Giulia, have the interior of an Audi A4 or MB C-Class, and have the reliability of a Lexus or Acura, I think we have a winner. Of course, sadly, a car like that will never exist, at least not at a reasonable price range for this segment :(

I can just imagine people hacking it to say “Move, bitch, get out the way!” while blaring the Ludacris song of the same name.

What’s going to happen when an auto manufacturer one day produces a car that is basically a wing with wheels? How will you react?

I’m just surprised she’s able to drive with that big ass mug in the cup holder. Whenever I put anything bigger than a 12 oz. can of soda in the cup holders of my S2k, it gets in the way of the shifter.

Wait, I thought the answer was always Miata?

Wait, so Cadillac’s response to slumping ATS and CTS sales is to take the Acura route and mash two of their sedans into one? Does someone need to remind them that the TLX isn’t actually selling that well?

I really hope this technology succeeds. It’ll be nice to take away the ability for distracted and clueless drivers to cause more problems!

Great! Now someone slap some turbos on that thing and take it drifting.

I consider myself lucky. I had my first car, a 1997 Honda Accord LX, for three years without it ever getting stolen or broken into. Mine was even modified with clearly visible aftermarket parts. After three years of ownership, I sold it to my then girlfriend and she drove it for another three without it ever getting…

You know, the sad part is I could see this actually happening. Bunch of rich people beating the crap out of each other because they thought the car service was “exclusive.”

This is simple: bring Justin Lin back to direct, and reveal that the rebooted Star Trek and F&F exist in the same universe. Dom and gang find some sort of device that sends Dom into the 23rd century with his charger, and he meets up with Kirk and crew, who try to outfit his charger with 23rd century technology to get…