I did this from the bathroom, because the hustle never sleeps.

being lectured by someone who wasn’t even playing wasn’t received favorably.

True, but public sector unions are the last stronghold. Private ones got fucked in the ass a long time ago.

The difference is I would be simple assault, and the other is domestic assault.

Kids who become physical with their parents do not come from healthy loving environments or even “good enough” environments.

Researchers say these laws and policing practices disproportionately affect girls, who account for a growing share of juveniles arrested for domestic offenses (38 percent) and simple assaults (37 percent).

One thing this article doesn’t touch on but has been reported as well (my mother has actually had this happen to her):

That mom is awful.

It is illegal in most places. However it’s not a crime that can be easily prosecuted.

I just don’t understand calling the cops on your own kid. Short of them waving a gun, it seems like overkill and all too likely to end up with that kid dead.

Don’t call the police on your babies.*

According to Wikipedia, there already is a law in Texas regarding it:

I don’t know the specifics about where this happened (we’re a big state, after all) but lots of cities here actually already do have local ordinances outlawing the discharge of a firearm within their city limits.

“The Washington Post reports that the practice already carries a potential $4,000 fine and jail time if successfully prosecuted”

Or a rip-roaring comedy if you’re in Austin.

Manziel doesn’t look like he’s doing well.

Well since his dad said he wants his son to go jail, I assume he’s been cut off from that particular source of funding.

Johnny is gonna be the topic of a really depressing 30 for 30 in five years.

So how many months of money does he have left? It’s basically just a race to see whether he goes broke or dies first.

Johnny’s idea of cutting back on the money he spends on partying is to roll up a ten dollar bill rather than a twenty in the club’s bathroom.