No, I'm with Toaster on this one. I am voting against Trump and all he represents independent of his positions. There is nothing he could advocate or attack that would convince me to vote for him. How he behaves and how many groups of people he offends is just grotesque, and I feel called to vote against any major…

Your boss just called and she says to go on. So go on, Jack. Now.

He always seemed like a decent person, in the moral decency meaning rather than the mediocre meaning. You felt he knew where the lines of propriety were and how to behave. He didn't have control of his office, and things were done in his name that were pretty horrible, and I generally like the intelligence/wisdom…

But the Greyhound Bus museum is still there, so the day won't be a total loss.

BoJack says Howdy!

There are plenty of ways to make a splash and guarantee they're talking about you Monday!
- Have you seen Indecent Proposal? I bet you could inject more chaos into more middle class homes by offering $2000 than Redford did with a million.
- If you're only going to be seeing these folks once, just dressing like…

Is this going to be on the test?

Letterman knew the joke only worked if he carried the show in one hand and the anti-show in the other. Norm wouldn't bother carrying the show. It's why he's still on the outside of the industry, by all appearances of his own volition. My God, he couldn't even sustain it long enough for a book.

If he'd just wear pants he wouldn't have this trouble. Dress for the trouble you want, I always say.

He's supposed to be buried in a hole. They aren't moving him around are they? That would totally be a Prince thing to do: spite the cemetery and Warner Brothers by not letting them build their Graceland shrine over his moldering bones. (Or was he cremated? I may be making things up again…)

…made from reconstituted frogs.

Sorry, you get Leno.

I don't know, can you say that on television?

Um, "reimagining" anything gets you pretty close to pretentious regardless of the subject.

Alta Vista was the first huge service. I remember when they came out and claimed they had over a 1 TB of storage. It was inconceivable at the time.

Set up gmail to pick up the AOL mail, then have it forward them to your DOS mail account. Then get a new job.

Whew, near miss. Thanks Kill R!

OK, that's fair.

You think so? I mean, that was the criteria they used when they manufactured the Romney 12.0 and we saw how that went.