(Jack) Lemon party!

Gandalf says Screw you!

Which is surprising, given that every other "fifth in the series" movie has been solid freaking gold. For this to suck could send the entire film industry back to the dark days of Air Bud 5: Who Cast the Rotweiler?

Yeah, no. These are summer confections, not films.

You try to spend that much time living next door to Small f-ing World and tell me you wouldn't do the same!

Tuned up by script doctor Chuck Tingle.

Potsee has now jumped to the front of the entire series for me. (Wow, already broken: I suddenly feel an absence of Anson Williams that never shivered up my spine before.)

Adams eh? Tell me more…

Craig Ferguson beat them to it.

Sponsored by Red Bull.

Hey now friends, let's not get into conflict over something as joyous as a song. How about we get everyone together and record "The Eat A Dick Polka" and have a few beers! C'mon, everyone, a-one and a-two…

It's one of the made up parts.

Wow, I never expected to meet another person on this earth who has the same thoughts as me on the Dairy Fairy logo. You are one sick f*ck.

That explains the unexpected commercial breaks throughout Mr Service's day.

The original version had *beautiful* opening credits but then the lawyers got involved and they had to go back to comic sans. Bastards.

You're all going down. Just stand over there and wait until I get back. Don't Move! This won't take more than two weeks. Stay there!

Yeah, think of poor Apple.

Or they were never going to get that money. At least, that's how I rationalize it.

When I was making cassettes or crappy CDs for my car the audio quality was irrelevant. Now I'm 50 and my hearing sucks and I'm listening to music through tiny little head phones, so audio quality is still irrelevant. Wait, what was the question?

I bought I radio, so I'm good to go!