Or he could get on with just about everyone. Remember, at least two of those marriages ended because of a death. They could have gone on and on.

Eight days of pogo stick.

It's like a shovel on it's way to a rake: getting wider and more diffuse.

"Throw a water bottle?" Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

You know…morons.

Black people are just like us: some of them are assholes too.

Banana split!

After several years of research into this I'd like to ask romantic comedies a bit more about restraining orders. They are not covered well in the text and yet they seem to play a prominent role in real life pursuit.

I think his point is there used to be metaphor, a little bit coy and vaguely subtle, with that wispy word fan dance to distract the parents. Now you get Miley C showing you her Brazilian wax job. It is different.

I could not care less about their music, but the strong, Teutonic mastery of those around them, the stern commanding presence…

It'll get you a 3 on the Sisqo AP test.

Holy crap, that's actually a correct cite. (Clearly I am at work. Hi Boss!)

" Wiped up like a deuce, very runny in the night"

I'm writing a macro so everyone can post this. It'll have a One L Or Two option and work on Netscape and IE4. I'll make meeellions.

It better when you have to explain it.

My doctor said that was totally normal.

Oh damn, I thought I could help you. I have the full otter choir and a church board right here.

There's a video out there with all the sketches where Jimmy Fallon didn't break.

I'd pick some strange instrument for each concert and keep rotating them as I toured: guitar, banjo, bagpipes, accordion, sitar, trombone, harp. Once I form a band and get famous I'm going to be a riot. Lotsa fun for everyone!

I think there's a lot of "used to" about Britney. She used to sell lots of records, used to be popular, etc. Now Good, that was not a significant part of the formula.