I wonder if being surrounded by photoshopped images of yourself really starts to get to your brain. Especially some of the women who really bank on their looks, I wonder if they start to wonder what they actually look like and what beauty is. I'm thinking specifically of Britney Spears in this instance, but I may be…

I thought the same thing. Also, fuck yes @ that recipe. EXCITE.

I'm curious, too, but my question is more phrased "why couldn't she take the child?" After your suggestions, I think I'm better off not knowing the details. :( What a tragic series of events, and what a brave thing she did.

Actually, you misspelled Tucson. YOU'RE NOT JEN.

Are you my high school best friend? We're from Tucson and she lives in San Diego. ;) Hope you have a safe trip!

WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY???

Aw man, I used this same gif earlier in the pie article, and no one noticed. It's a good gif.

Yes, exactly. This is the internet, so everything I say is completely serious and true.

Jennifer Lawrence.

NO MERLOT NOOOOOO

Why are you here?

That just LOOKS like Hitler painted it. And someone makes that joke every time Bush's paintings are discussed, but you took it to another level, bravo.

Ugh...we're not all gun nuts, I promise. In fact, we weren't really nutty at all until the recession hit. :(

I've been in the grey for over a year. This is partially to do with the fact that I realize if I don't get to an article with something funny within 5 minutes of being posted, I get buried, so I just don't bother. C'est la vie.

I just want somebody to talk tooooooooooo. *cry, sniff*

Rachel Berry was way ahead of the curve on this one.

Well, she's right. It is pretty fucking stupid to advertise female soldiers in makeup. She said nothing on the actual attractiveness of the soldier and spoke instead of how combat-ready she appears.

I had my thyroid out two years ago and happened to read STTM shortly after going onto the thyroid cancer survivor's web page and bawling my eyes out thinking I was gonna gain a hundred pounds and man voice. I've ONLY been on Armour, after a long argument with my endocrinologist that ultimately forced me to switch to a…

I totally gave him an enthusiastic blow job the same night, and he seemed quite appreciative. Ah, we'll see how it goes.

Faze, spread the word! Yeah, I mean, I guess there's not much I can do if he acts weird about it, even after I don't. I guess I just want to know what other people do in these situations.