What the hell is the POINT of burial? If everyone acknowledges that it's essentially a rental, why not just cremate or be dumped in a hole to rot and be done with it? How do the religious folks who think their corpses ACTUALLY reanimate (the whole reason burial exists in the first place) reconcile this?

My Drunk Kitchen? I would go gay for that lady. Her punnery!

Don't even waste your time thinking about this one. Move on.

This one just tried WAY too hard.

What, um, are there articles that are indicating that THIS is the reason they don't like the AMA?

“I feel stupid when I write the word banana. Its like, how many na’s are on this thing? ‘Cause I’m like ‘Bana … keep going. Bananana … damn.' - Demetri Martin

Oof.

Nope, I have no kids, but stretch marks where those darn curves developed. Science, bitches!

Link?

Just pour your lady juice in his dickhole and tell him you made 300 sandwiches already. Takes about 20 minutes, right?

I love the atmosphere of this game. If there were a word for "haunt" without negative connotations, I'd use that word to describe how the game has stuck in my mind over the years. The only thing recently that has felt close to it is the game Gone Home, but Myst's twists and turns were MUCH better.

I know voting is closed, but I would still like to vote Paul Foot as #1.

We're a huge mass of urban sprawl anyway; it doesn't have to be downtown. Reston can have it. They're building the silver line!

Come after you, meow?

Oh, I thought burner accounts couldn't embed. Can you see that?

You're in good company!

Can we just talk about how newspeak LOVEINT is?

I wear mascara for me and foundation for society.

Joke's on them. Piper is the worst character, haha! Someone mentioned that some people probably secretly relate to Piper. I hope I never meet them in a dark alley and get bored to death.

Hey.