“There a big fuzzy line between confidence and woeful naivety.”

Hijacked? It’s not like it was being run by Gloria Steinem. For all of the puffery about “showing off skills and talents”, the judging ultimately comes down to “Which of these girls would I most like to fuck?”

One comment...does anybody read these? I only clicked because of Gritty. If you ignore a Gritty article, then he will come to your house while you sleep.

Oh great, more US backed bikini republics.

So, main takeaway is do the opposite of what he does unless you want to design an eyesore like that. Got it. 

Thanks for your input, Tomato.

“I’m both richer and smarter than Trump, so I’m a shoo-in,” said bowl of shredded wheat and lukewarm tap water.

NoNoNoNoNoNo.....

RIP THOSE STARS FROM THE FLAG NOW!!!!!!!

This is the beginning of the new Civil War. Soon there’ll be shots fired at Fort Sumptuous.

🎶Heeeeeeeere she is.../Miss Most of Americaaaaa...🎶

“Let them fight.”

Plus a couple of ventriloquist dummies too.

PLEASE let this turn into an onstage Civil War reenactment!!

Hmm...well, I guess I can beat off to that.

Only on the men, who do nothing but walk around selling candy and cigarettes.

Hey! You try singing the Star-Spangled Banner on key with black lung.

They don’t actually GET those scholarships. Watch John Oliver’s bit about it on YouTube.

I mean, there are literal puppets in the screenshot above.

‘the states can be reinstated if they “replace current leaders.”’