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I did not know that and just put in an interlibrary loan request for it. Thank you.

I hope they include Mr. Gorsky.

October is a more fantabulous night for a moondance, though.

"Have you ever played a trumpet before?"

I'd like to see a biopic of Michael Collins. It must have been weird, being the first human to be so far away from every other human ever.

Well, that's alright then.

I would love to see a Louis Armstrong biopic. Not one starring Ryan Gosling, though. Even if Emma Stone is in the movie.

Seriously, 2016, come the fuck ON already. Singin' In The Rain is one of my favorite movies and this is ridiculous. I'm going to have to watch it tomorrow or something… maybe as a double feature with Empire
-goes to cry-

WOO Marvelous 3!

Who put the FWAAAP in the FWAAAP DWUB DWUB DWUB REEEOH…

That's totally a situation wherein one is sad that the AVC doesn't allow for pictures, 'cause I completely want to see that without sounding creepy.

I got the ST:TNG Bluetooth communicator from my dad. It doesn't work as well as advertised (it doesn't pick up my voice for OK Google), but it picks up my voice for phone calls and makes the "chirp" noise so I can ask to be beamed up and Google can say "I'm sorry, if you asked for something, please repeat it."

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love made me watch
FIVE BOB-SLED-DERS
Four outfielding angels
Three mighty ducks
Two more mighty ducks
And a duck that plays hoc-key!

That was beautiful, Shulkie. Thank you.

Nice touch, Martha.

I like B. Nektar, but that seems to be only available in NJ and its surrounding states.

Fuck that my stepmother seems to be filling my (half-)sister's barely teenage head with homophobia and probably racism, with my father's tacit approval, or at least silence on the matter. Christmas wasn't as bad as it could have been, but listening to my step's going on about "the dyke across the street" was

FUCK THIS SHIT THREAD
because I can't be bothered to wait for Dik*
What sort of shit needs fucking, shitfuckers?





Massive Attack — Protection
Iggy Pop — Louie Louie
Liz Phair — Girls! Girls! Girls!
Kraftwerk — Trans Europe Express
Warren Zevon — Splendid Isolation
Jimmy Eat World — Cautioners
Barenaked Ladies — The Old Apartment
Louis Armstrong — Black And Blue
Katamari Damacy — Cherry Tree Times
Pretenders — 2000 Miles

WOO ROUND NUMBERS!
Congratulations MLA. 500 is way cooler than 365.