Is it too late for a mulligan on 2016?

-pushes button furiously-
Why isn't this thing working?

No, celebrities! Don't draw attention to yourselves! Many of you we want to make it out alive!

Whaddya want, a Nobel acceptance speech? I'm grievin' over here!

Fuck you so hard, 2016.

No. Stay away from Mister Elton John, 2016. Even if I really don't like Your Song, you are NOT to take Sir Reg away from us.

Unfortunately, we're still trapped in the KKK's reality show that's due to start on January 20th, and nobody's stepping in to cancel it.

I can stay connected, but it doesn't always connect in the first place, and I don't always have time to sit around and fiddle with it before heading off to work.

It's one of my favorites of their covers.

Heisenberg (the physicist, not the meth dealer) was speeding along down the highway when a cop pulls him over.
"Dr. Heisenberg, do you have any idea how fast you were going?" asks the cop.
"No", replies the scientist, "but i know EXACTLY where I am!"

Fuck terrestrial radio. My commute is pretty short, but twice in the past week I had to listen to it due to technical issues with my bluetooth, and both times it was a solid block of commercials (one time Elton John's Your Song started playing just as I got to work, which wasn't much better).

I just finished Sarah Glidden's Rolling Blackouts, an autobiographical comic where she follows a couple of journalists through the Middle East in the 2010s as they talk about the aftermath of the Iraq war and the Syrian refugee issues. It took me a while to get into it, but there are some very interesting ruminations…

Oh man, that sucks, Waffle! I'm really sorry to hear that.

Mark Morrison — Return Of The Mack
The Beach Boys — Don't Worry Baby
Weezer — Undone (The Sweater Song)
The Rolling Stones — Sister Morphine
Michael Jackson — Beat It
Little Shop Of Horrors Soundtrack — Some Fun Now
Matthew Sweet and Susanna Hoffs — All The Young Dudes
The Beatles — While My Guitar Gently Weeps
"Weird Al"…

Did you ever stop to think that maybe it was ticket bots that got us into this mess in the first place? Ticket bots spamming the electorate with votes for Trump?

There's not enough love in the world, especially these days. May you two have a bright and happy future.

In corners, in spotlights; it's an epidemic!

Wherever Samuel L. Jackson is around, the area percentage of "motherfucker"s skyrockets.

Great Job, Internet, you're such a disease!

-pushes glasses up-
According to Oliver Wood, the longest Quidditch game lasted three months. Games can go on for days if they can't find the Snitch.