because that’s the flat track and off road way

the Indian FTR is 19/18 as well. 

you must develop your thumping ear. it really saves time because once you get good at it you don’t have to pick up and manhandle every melon in the bunch. you can usually learn how to feel the thump even (so you don’t have to have your ear on the melon). a lot of times i can feel a good thump through the non thumping…

i don’t count any of this as worst, as much as epic. also, it’s all related to the teacher not myself as a participant....but still

our driver’s ed teacher was best described as bat shit crazy, though if you want to be generous you could say eccentric.

her local Chipotle cashier is probably just someone that’s willing to save people a buck.
i used to always get a couple of meximelts (R.I.P) with my order at taco bell. one helpful cashier one told me to just order the cheesy rollup add beef. saved $.50 on each one until they stopped letting you customize cheesy…

Kroger generally does a good job with the price per unit on the shelf labels.

our large flat coated retriever has an affinity for fruits and vegetables. this affinity, coupled with my wife’s proclivities towards backyard gardening has lead to quite a few rando tomato patches in the yard

when is national “National Day” day? no, not the one for the baseball team. the other one. 

did you know they also come in strawberry? as if anyone has ever bought strawberry newtons...

OP seems to be suggesting a priority towards dirt/backwoods over raw street performance. so, possibly something lighter in the dual sport arena. CRF 450L (or 300L), almost literally any DRZ. KTM 300-700 enduro.

the drag it reduces is primarily the drag caused by turbulent air behind the vehicle (not air passing over the vehicle) as well as the drag across the actual “control surfaces” like the rear wing and the underside of the car (air passing over the vehicle), downforce is generated through the combination of the wings…

i used to work in stroke/ortho rehab as a CNA (and on occasion on the TBI/Spinal side of the rehab as well).

now they just need to be slick and spherical 

and he clearly didn’t have his helmet strapped on since it fell off when he fell over.

“not to mention the millions of people seeing this who might act out kanyes wishes.” only thing that could be crazier than Ye....is a Ye fan that thinks they’ll be doing him a favor 

i have yet to have any undesirable results from either of these two services. almost instantaneous and so far, 100% accurate

what do you mean by NATO review?

i had a business idea for a food truck (free to a good home as i’m not an entrepreneur so i’ll never do it) where you’d serve various “Salads” in various different cones.

“ French fries are a snack.” only if you order fries solo. when ordered with a burger (or nuggies, or whatever) they are a SIDE DISH.

wait till you hear about people who put their fries on their burger.

without getting into too much detail. the Toyota thing is not Ukraine related. it was a major Toyota supplier. Shouldn’t be longer than a day.

when i was in college, i had a job at an Albertson’s as a “night stocker” (which when said aloud sounds like a much more entertaining job than the actual job). i was stocking a condiment aisle one night and dropped a 32oz bottle of Louisiana hot sauce directly from the top shelf. the bottle landed flat on the bottom…