I love this fake-out in-joke version from SNL that ends up getting crashed by a special guest:
My absolute favorite, most hype-inducing example was from the series finale of the Leftovers: “Nothing is answered. Everything is answered. Then it ends.” Fucking brilliant.
The folks at Steven Universe are nicely coy in their episode descriptions. Last night’s first installment, in which Steven had to travel to the crystal gems’ moonbase and re-engage with a presumed-disappeared Lapis Lazuli, and try to convince her to return to Earth, was basically described as being about a minor…
I wish I could find it, but years ago in the TV listings, some wicked, wonderful soul gave a summary for The Wizard of Oz thusly (paraphrased): “A woman regains consciousness to find she is in a strange land and has killed someone she never met. She then joins three strangers on a road trip, determined to kill again.”
I approve! I have a shoulder cat who needs to be picked up correctly and (yes!) squished. As long as I can keep her from reaching my hand and arm for biting in the first few seconds it’s purr city. Also kiss your widdle face city.
I have two cats. I love them more than most anything in the world. I am OBSESSED with them. But at the end of the day they’re cats, so as far as I’m concerned the best way to pick them up is however I fucking want to (and to achieve maximum snuggles).
I have a shoulder cat and he also has a beautiful little face.
Without a doubt my favorite game of all time and still the one that I have stuck the most time into (120 hours on steam & 40 on XBL). If all of our Disqus accounts weren’t ethered you could go back on pretty much every Friday whatcha playin’ thread an see me musing about Spelunky from when it was released on steam in…
I have never felt more seen before. I’m shook.
“If I say the word “toxic,” you auto-complete it with...”
Has there ever been an artist with a more worrying ratio of “drive to become world famous” versus “ability to cope with being world famous” than Kanye? (Okay, Michael Jackson, but in his case the drive was mostly his abusive dad’s and he was world-famous well before he actually arrived as an artist.)
Sometimes, if you study the apparently random chaos of events, you can hear the deep polyphonic voice of the Universe itself whispering: “No, not Johnny Depp. He’s awful. No, stop.”
“Bad Tattoo” was the title of my failed treatment for a Fantasy Island reboot.
Who bit her? It was, you guessed it, Frank Stallone.
I feel like it’s kind of a crime not to mention Freddie Foxxx’s (or Bumpy Knuckles’, if you prefer) third verse on The Militia, which is I think a contender for the best straight battle verse of all time.
Lightly sweetened iced green tea was a popular drink, and it still is.
Also the title of Chicago post-rock outfit Tortoise’s 2nd album!
A shower AND a grower
bulge size is mostly determined by ball diamter. and of course if you have a flesh or a blood penis.
Short of finding out he’s a serial killer, this is the most definitive proof we can get that Pai is a sociopath. Everything about The Big Lebowski runs so contrary to who Pai is and what he’s doing that he shouldn’t possibly be able to enjoy it. The only cause he has to celebrate it, then, is to ingratiate himself…