Missing this.

Jay Leno of course

This is a dumb jeep owner. He has big tires and all the gear, but not locking diffs. You can see him kicking up snow on one side and the tires not spinning on another. Jeez.

Toby is correct, but the fire would also make the 14 year old who drew that rear end for Chevy cry.

I feel like a fire would only improve the rear of the C7

One that's not yours.

Yet another great write-up. My father and I decided to visit the local Porsche dealer when the new 911 came out to check it out. They had a beautiful Carrera S in the showroom. This very tall salesman walks up to us and greets us (as equals which is cool considering I was like 17 at the time, it's nice to see a…

Man, you do know how to make a case for yourself. Insults and now you're proposing to hurt him. Now that's how a REAL man proves his point. Hurr.

INTERNET TOUGH GUY ALERT!

Holly shnikeys! You've read every single one of my posts?!?!? Damn, that's an impressive waste of time.

Do I go on?

Let me know when AEV does this with one

Steve suggests using a car!

How to win the Daytona 500

Drive faster than everyone else.

How To Win the Daytona 500:

If it were a Ford: The Aviator and Mariner's daughter was quite the Explorer. Her Excursions included many Expeditions that allowed her to Flex her inner Navigator, but too bad she couldn't Escape. Bronco.

She's quite a little trailblazer, full of bravada, and will probably ascender way into more serious crimes within a year or two. Rainier.