She made Reynholm wear Electric Sex Pants, that’s a big plus to me.

I don’t know, I hear she didn’t do a good job at Reynholm Industries as Head of IT.

BLT Prime is my favorite Autobot because he transforms into a cobb salad.

I miss the shredded chicken burrito. 

I love it!

Can someone please open a noodle shop called Aunty Pho so that they can order a cease and desist anytime someone says antifa out loud?

It’s pronounced “Ah-weej.”

Just don’t offer any cabinet position to Fancy Kristen; she’d never take a demotion like that. 

Lol Torch would institute a national vintage taillight re-education program and DT would have a national shitbox mandate 

I still refuse to believe that a Madison Cawthorne is an actual live human being that got elected to something and not a line of overpriced sectional couches from Restoration Hardware.

Man, idk. I would seriously consider selling my mk7 GTI if they made a Corolla GR. I’ve always said if they made the Corolla hatch with 250+hp I would buy it.

Honestly, I cannot remember the last time I had KFC. I live in Baltimore where Royal Farms exists, and there is no need for any other fried chicken. Even Popeyes can’t compare. 

Warren G. Harding, who until 2016 was considered America’s worst president

Heavily armed? Perhaps. Trained? Unlikely. The Kyle Rittenhouses and other pasty pear-shaped neckbeards don’t have any more training than the bare minimum required to walk around with a firearm, if that. Their military cosplay is just part of the fantasy.

Yes, the position.

When I hear ‘defund’ it says to me zero dollars whatsoever toward policing because ‘defund’ has been sloganed by anti-choice nutjobs to mean that organizations like Planned Parenthood must close and receive no federal funding for anything, ever.

If I had a million dollars, I’d buy the green dress first.

Okay, I’m now personally conflicted and confused. And I think it’s great that we are in a place where he is able to do this, but...

Bread dildo? Seems like a very obvious vector for a yeast infection.

I think it’s her version of “Blue Steel”...