Im sorry, but she has neither the warmth, nor the depth to be considered a c*nt. Stop equating c*unts with something weak and terrible.

Even better here’s the reply I want from a dealer:

Does this mean that in the Pixar universe there are not only Cars but also cars, and an intermediate evolutionary step with headlight- rather than windshield-eyes, capable of both independent sentience and transporting passengers? You and Torchinsky at Jalopnik need to get on this. 

You’re asking all the wrong questions. Do you have any idea how deep this actually goes?

I think the only person that could do Short Circuit justice is Taika.  He would nail it.

I can’t wait for this woman, this unapologetically feminine woman to become the president of these blessed United States.

Elizabeth Olsen and Scarlett Johansson’s stunt double, C.C. Ice

All the rights, none of the responsibilities - the American conception of liberty.

Right? Get over yourself, Anne of Blackened, Withered Gables.

What Zappa album is that from?

Does anyone else remember the Tab energy drink in the pink can that made an appearance in the mid 2000s? That stuff got me through the bar exam so I owe Tab a debt of gratitude. It was kind of gross, but way less gross than Red Bull.

That’s actually really cute.

They should make the whole Congress out of Elizabeths Warren and Katies Porter.

Funny, my dream casting for Conan is Dave Bautista. On the one hand, he is bulkier than what you and the text are calling for, but on the other hand, he has practiced the art of being so still, that he can become invisible...

I agree with one caveat specific to Boehner: I truly think he had some religious epiphany in his meeting with the current Pope, because from that moment onwards he started acting differently and he got the hell out of Dodge as fast as he could. 

Most of the time, she can, but willfully chooses not to, as she doesn’t really get dangerously angry like her cousin; the only effect on her personality is that she’s a bit more extroverted than she is otherwise.

As a gay man, I can say that I’ve had a lot of questionable things in my mouth and Miracle Whip is among the worst.

I hear a lot of good things about Shakespeare. He’s done an amazing job and is getting recognized more and more, I notice.