My variation is “What doesn’t kill you gives you a life-long case of PTSD.”

That’s oddly more comforting than the others.

That creature is adorbs. Looks like a mutant flying squirrel.

It’s not as if they were taking selfies during the Immaculate Reception, after all.

brb, barfing rainbows...

When you say daddy long legs, which species do you mean exactly?

Pet him and love him and name him George.

Ah, I read your “not obsessed w/Hannibal” comment as literal. Need moar caffeine.

Then you’re very prescient since the show featured the ravenstag as an ongoing symbol. If you’re not freaked by stylized horror and gore, and like seeing smart people trying to outwit each other, it’s a fun show.

Wut? Did she join Scientology or something?

Is your avatar a reference to the ravenstag, or just a cool coincidence?

Eh, Cutler already looks like he’s been punched a bunch of times. Granted, my team’s quarterback is a rapist and back up is a dog killer, so there’s a lot of competition in the NFL.

Only het experience here but I could see it as a way of same-sex couples demonstrating to each other what works for them. Like, “This thing I’m doing to your junk right now? I like it when it’s done to mine.”

“Please take it back with you to cheer up your dreary marriage to the most punchable quarterback in the NFL hotel room.”

Any mention of the Browns requires this:

The irony is that if the far right could get their brains working again, they’d realize that Muslim Americans are a potential voting bloc. There are liberal, conservative, and moderate people in that group just like any other, and I bet the conservative Muslims would vote R if they weren’t being demonized all the…

Dexter was a serial killer who only killed other serial killers, and you only unleash your evil on those who deserve it, hence my comparison.

So you’re like Dexter, without the disappointing last season.

We’re number one!

Maybe, but we Yinzers are hyper competitive and voted en masse to win.