He’s like Will Graham sans dark side. I love it.

Now that is a business that definitely dehumanizes its workers.

I thought bears immediately ate fish after catching them.

I think I’m going to watch Mad Max: Fury Road yet again.

It’s like one level about being told sexual harassment is a compliment.

Men will use fleshlights. Being seen as a hole isn’t a compliment. I’m not a hole, I’m a human.

You had me up until the grrl power line. Excellent use of sarcasm, 10/10 would buy from this seller again, A++++.

She is soooo the woman who says “I don’t have any girl friends” while looking at guys for approval. She prolly also brags that unlike all those other bitches, she loooooves sports.

Oooh, me likey. I also say “I’d rather be ugly on the outside than ugly on the inside.”

It’s not “cool” to be a Patriot anymore because they fuckin’ cheat. Oh wait, this isn’t Deadspin...

I think we need a new word for it to differentiate it from the kind of forgiveness where you give the other person another chance and continue to have a relationship with them. This is more a way of saying you’re no longer actively hating the person who hurt you. It doesn’t mean you will give them another chance or…

Remember when the Cheatriots were up against the Giants in Super Bowl XLVI and Brady scored the first points of the game...for the Giants?

The Rock could look like Quasimodo and I’d still love him. That’s a good man, Tom Brady.

Even without him being aprt of the Cheatriots and such a total cheating asshole who cheats at his job I’d hate his fuckin’ face.

Yeah, all (snicker) 4 of them.

Bbbbut a garden slug is less slimy!

I’d totally choose shark too. A chance like that doesn’t come often.

Add some thick black eyeliner and false lashes, that model would look fierce.

I remember when Fredrick’s of Hollywood had stuff like this.

Hey look, it’s a car mat!