cowsharky
cowsharky
cowsharky

“Everytime I kill a tribble I attach its pelt to my vest.“

Remember ladies, if it makes the model look all boxy and bulky, it’ll do wonders with your figures!

Very William Morris. I’d like it on a throw rug.

Am I too late for the Dexy’s Midnight Runners video shoot?

Extend the hemline to around the knees and have a slight V-neck going on and I’d totally wear that.

Slap a pair of glasses on her and you have the “before” look in the movie where Freddie Prinze Jr. transforms her.

All...what is it, 5, 6? Oh wait, only 4 rings. I’m sure that’s very impressive to anyone outside of Dallas, Pittsburgh, and San Francisco.

Truly you aer doing God’s work.

Where’d you go to high school? Australia?

While my username is different, I really identify with nurse sharks. Mellow, easy-going, tending to just hang out on the ocean floor but if you harass them, you’ll get bit.

In other words, a dolphin.

Off topic but I love your username.

Weirdos like this also tend to eat the placenta, so less worry.

Female dolphins won’t mate after giving birth because duh. Male dolphins will often kill the baby dolphin so the mother will mate with them.That’s messed up, yo.

While Spanish and other Romance* languages feel alien at first, I think they are more consistent than English. Especially Spanish. Pronounced almost exactly as it’s spelled, pure vowels, many cognates, ect. It’s as if it goes out of its way to be easier to learn. In the long run it would be easier for English speakers

Ask any kid who’s done the spelling bee circuit if it’s a bad idea to learn at least a little of other language and they’ll prolly die laughing. They used to teach Latin as standard in schools years ago because it enriched English comprehension. I could maybe see it if one is learning a non- Indo-European language

If anything that would’ve helped their comprehension because English is a Germanic language at its base. I’ve often thought that if one were to learn English as a second language it would help to know a Romance or Germanic language first, if only for the cognates.