God bless Javy Baez.

This article is the best. It also has aged terribly in the past 6 hours.

Yes this real life event is just like that made up script written by the WWE.

Must have the Pirates broadcast for this. I need to know John Werner’s incomplete thoughts.

Are you even allowed to curse in Toronto? Seems like a good way to get excommunicated from the great utopia up North.

There should be an unwritten rule you can’t yell at the batter after he hits a massive homer off you.

So what’s your problem with the DJ LeMahiu contract? Is it the fact he is grossly out performing the 12mil he is making? 

All one mother? If so that’s fucked up.

You can’t see it unless you click the link, but this give you the full effect.

They are basically fining him for going on ESPN and talking about the NBA Finals.

I might be team Draymond on this one. A reporter in a Motorcycle jacket (??) asks you about Drake with a small smirk on her as face as though you find his antics as amusing as she does.

The whole “I was new to twitter and didn’t understand how it works” is that the new “I was young and immature...” excuse for when you tweet some dumb shit? 

May 28th he went 3 for 4 with 3HRs.

This is the literal definition of cutting off one’s nose to spite one’s face.

The All Star Ballot comes out way too early. Dietrich has one really good month (really just two awesome games in May), so if we want to put him in the ASG, shrug.

Are people still showing up to his games still because if attendance is no longer a reason to keep him around his baseball skills certainly are not.

The Mayor disagrees with you:

And people wonder why California doesn’t seem too interested in connecting Fresno with the Bay Area via high speed train...

This is interesting, Brian Bowen didn’t light the NBL on fire this past season. Where does Hampton rate compared to a guy like Bowen?

How the fuck if you are the Warriores PR guy you let Klay walk into that. Like shit man, what a way to learn you missed out on 30mil by having a reporter tell you with a bunch of cameras and other people staring at you and your reaction.