countingwizard
Steven Clark
countingwizard

60 million PS4s

Just prepare yourself for very poor PC optimization. I would not be surprised if the game is capped at 1080p 30ps, crashes, broken ui, etc.

I’ve been playing through the classic era of boardgames that this is from, and there are some real gems. You’ve got games that fit in a box the size of a paperback (microgames) [Ram Speed, Car Wars, Trailblazer, Boarding Party], you’ve got sprawling multi-session space conquest campaigns [Imperium, Lensman], and

The Mortal Kombat reboot had the best story mode I’ve ever seen in any fighting game. It tied the original series mythos together in a triple-A way, while teaching you how to play each and every character available.

These are the sacrifices you pay to play on a console made for kids.

Seriously. Motion controls on a miniature tablet.

Why did you buy a Nintendo Switch?

This picture is a liberal conspiracy to make Prompto look like some sort of red eyed monster. Clearly this picture has been red-shifted.

To be honest, Battlegrounds should not be played with a controller. This is coming from someone who prefers to play all the Battlefields and Call of Duties with a controller.

Unsurprisingly this game is getting slammed by user reviews as a DLC expansion of Destiny but with a reset, a new grind, and no content.

When developers make a game wholly designed around milking as much money from players, you know you’ve got a great game. Everyone knows the only reason to make games is to make money.

The question is do I have to play through the same tiny map more than a few times? If answer is yes, then game sucks.

Can’t go to the police though, or they’ll be deported.

I would rather spend a day watching twitch streams (which I think are stupid and I hate) than having to read one more article about Overwatch fandom.

I didn’t realize Destiny was known for it’s story. I thought it was infamous for it’s lack of story and shell game shenanigans. I mean the entire game abruptly ended right when the story was beginning, and then all the dlc’s were a patchwork of world of warcraft tropes to string along players who still believe that

Not very long actually. Humans have been tribal far longer than they have been racist.

Same reason why it wouldn’t run on a ps3 or xbox 360 at 720p 30fps.

These boxes and consoles are so awesome looking I don’t even care that it doesn’t have any games!

Deck building games are board games?