Hyuck, hyuck! Look, Elmer! I got a good un in on this cigarette fella. Hyuck!

To be clear, I know you're a fuckstick. :)

:)

No, sweetie. Why doncha tell us? :)

:)

Oh, you sad fool. :)

Anyone associated with Trump decrying Fascism…

I can vouch for Dracula. Dude does not like trees.

(Psst. Pen, if I don't get another chance before the Kinjapox…Stay well. Keep fighting the good fight.)

(I don't get it either, but I'm so grateful to you for admitting it first!)

Please be real, please be real, please be real, please be real.

"I like his policies. I don't like his style."

Stupid American doing more stupid stuff.
Keep it up. Can't get enough of it.

Um, this guy's logic is like a fidget spinner if a fidget spinner were shaped like a swastika.

"It’s not fair to judge Weekend Update: Summer Edition against those doing the same sort of job."

Hello doggie.

Nuke 'em from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

I just watched THE ROOM for the first time, a couple weeks ago.
I've been embarrassed to tell you. It's good to get it off my chest.
You could say it's BEEN TARRING ME APAHT, LISA.

Well, really…Who knows more of

Right? Why does the author assume Vogue magazine is an unsmiling woman?