I choose to believe that when he says “any naturally born female” he means “no c-sections, only vaginal births here” but our house is divided on whether if your mom had an epidural you count as naturally born. Anyone???

Yes yes it it is.... Vincent Gallo has a website with a “store” section...this is one of the available items

un-grey me and you have yourself a deal.

I feel kind of bad admitting this, but when I see plus-size modeling campaigns I feel kind of bitter and sad for one reason: almost every plus-size model I can think of from a major campaign has a flat/nearly-flat stomach (or is at least photoshopped to look like they have one). So I’m torn between trying to be happy…

She has a body very similar to mine. Now to watch people pick her apart and feel like garbage.

Counterpoint: The authorities know what real child porn looks like. The gestapo is not kicking down your door because someone sent you a meme of a kid peeing or a holiday calendar featuring their kids happily splashing in a bath.

“Someone might be more attractive than you now, but eventually age catches up with everyone. Life is unfair in a lot of ways, but don’t let something that’s out of your control get you down.”

“your mom’s high strung”

Don't you know what that means? I hate to break it to you, but your childhood dog isn't living on a farm somewhere either.

much lawyer very pencil skirt

You are a marvel. A living embodiment of the triumph of mouth over brain. It’s not every day you encounter someone entirely unfettered by five thousand years of rational human enquiry, but here you are. Impressive work. You’re an inspiration to the witless everywhere.

You are the most hilarious person I’ve seen on the internet in weeks. I’m now convinced you are 17 and just cutting class. STAY IN SCHOOL, KID.

How could I possibly feel better about anything knowing that a woman can call the police while a man is attacking her, go to the police dept visibly battered and bruised, name her accuser who has a history of violent outburst for which he has a criminal record, and there is an idiot out there who doesn’t believe her…

Man, it must be great having never done anything reckless or stupid in your entire life.

Your question is honest. Here’s an honest answer, I hope. Hollywood’s “golden age”.. INCLUDED MANY PICTURES WITH BLACK PEOPLE! And ASIANS. AND MEXICANS. Sorry for screaming - too much coffee.

Holy shit this entire thread was literally one of the most painful things I’ve ever read. This Arken guy—whoever he or she is—maybe one of the most petulant and frustrating people I’ve ever seen on a comment thread, trolls included. I can’t even. You’re a saint.

People routinely say that women “feed off of drama” or love drama or try to create it. It’s a blame tactic and it’s condescending.

Good for her. There's no reason for her to take that shit.

I feel like it’s really really really not my place to tell a black woman how to feel about Rachel Dolezal. Nor is it my place to judge her feelings. And I’d be kind of uncomfortable if Bobby went there.