Haha no worries, I noticed that too. The username is also "jessaseewald," which should give it away (even though I don't think they're married yet...).

"on the Jezebel" LOL. Thank you.

My favorite line: "Meanwhile, Kevin Tierney, a Boston police officer, searches for Katie and, using his authority as a police officer, sends out reports saying that she is a wanted murderer."

Michelle Monaghan WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

LOL! Burn.

Right?! Her body shape I recognize, but her face? I'm still not convinced it's her!

LOL!! That is the best thing I've ever heard!

Yikes, this is a horrible photo. She is so cute but this shot really ages her.

Noooo not Mark! And Alicia Keys?! Woody Harrelson?! God damnit.

SO sad! :(

I think she looks more like the inmate from season 1 - I'm forgetting her name, but she was the white, blonde girl with braids who died in prison.

It's a hoax, but a hilarious one.

Ahem. Ms. Ears. :)

Oh dear god. WINNER.

I love/hate stories like this because I know you can't give names, but I sooooo want to know! :)

Oh my god, I am so sorry but I can't stop laughing. I lived in Korea for a few years too, and this sounds exactly like something that would be encouraged.

Aw! But didn't you see puppies all the time working for a vet? Wouldn't you get to a point and just be like, meh, another puppy?

Yikes.

....There are fanfics about Jezebel writers? :/

Totally fake and not clever, either.