He will be named “Hobo” on the show. Hold the books.

So you only work in absolutes. Relativism has no place in the work force? Got it.

Isn’t Starbucks one of the best case scenarios for lower wage workers? It was my understanding that they have been offering benefits and stuff for years before anyone gave that to service industry workers.

I mean, “slapping Donald Trump Jr. while he’s wearing a Yankees jersey” is probably the thing that I’ve found most sympathetic and understandable that Trump has ever done.

Donald Trump slapped his second-most slappable son, who was wearing a Yankees shirt at the time?

Only sport that his hands allow him to play.

Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Angers leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. Suffering leads to insufferability. Insufferablity leads to Boston.

Leave it to the Bears to win a game that only pushes them further out of good draft position and simultaneously gives the Packers a better shot at winning the division lol...

This has been my stance all along. This loophole is legal sure, but it’s shitty. Being on welfare and “working the system” is also legal, even when abused it’s far less shitty because the government isn’t losing out on tens of millions of dollars.

Any time I see things like this I think to myself, “how did no one think this was wrong?” How many people saw that before it went on the bus, and everyone thought “yeah this is fine.”

Yes, but can you tearfully quote scripture?

“I’ve never done anything illegal, immoral, unethical.”

It has been 9 years since I deployed to Iraq. I spent 15 months there doing convoy recovery. Since I got back I’ve dealt with at times crippling PTSD, and about three years ago my therapist recommended I try playing a more realistic war game, as it apparently helps many people (though honestly I don’t know how). At…

If there’s anyone in the world who has more practical knowledge about destroying the Taj Majal, I can’t think of who it could be.

I believe so much in “America” that I cry foul when you don’t stand for our national anthem, yet I will threaten to overthrow the government if the election doesn’t go my way.

“Mind if I shoot a J?”

“Oh, so now every time a bucket is micturated into in this town, it’s my responsibility?” The Big Popovich

Pop/Duncan 2016 - Make America Post Up Again

This is an utterly lukewarm take.

I’m not sure that’s a scorcher. I think it’s the correct take, which makes it less spicy.