“Does it bother you that I’m not completely human.”

WHY YES. YES IT DOES. You either need to be 20% less human or 20% more human.

I have had it with these motherfuckin’ tribbles on this motherfuckin’ ship.

Make it so, Motherfucker!

Lightsabers don’t kill people; people kill people! With lightsabers!

I use my lightsaber to hunt tauntaun. If I don’t, they’ll overpopulate and starve.

The Alderaaneans were weak on security and defense. We must build an asteroid field to keep out the Gungans.

Not everyone on Alderaan was an angel, believe me. Many bad hombres.

There were fine people on both sides.

Right, because after Order 66, it was only people with lightsabers who killed all of the Jedi.

My thoughts and prayers are with those struck down by the Death Star.

Waiting for the list of 7 Dumbest Dudes in Outer Space...

They mostly comment a night. Mostly.

Look, Eddy, this is a multi-million dollar website, okay? You can’t make these kind of decisions. You’re just a grunt! No offense.

“Well you see you, only brought me one Infinity Stone and they come as a set of seven. That means if I want to sell it as a set I have to go out and find the other six. That takes time and money.”

YES! Pan across the Defenders all looking up in horror... Cage... Jones... Rand... then pan over to Murdoch turned 180 degrees away from the action because he can’t see it anyway.

The new Battle Chasers RPG might scratch your old-school-JRPG itch.

They are altering the deal. Pray they do not alter it further.

I can’t even get my wife to send me nude pics.

Like Becca, I would like to apologize to everyone for perpetuating a fraud, as I am neither French nor from Montana.