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That’s a lot of crazy conspiracy theories you managed to fit into one post.

I use password generators to generate answers to those stupid questions. And I hate them with a passion.

Why in the hell does a big fucking company like SONY need to crowdfund a goddamn thing?

“consuming bleach will treat various illnesses—acne, flu, malaria, HIV, hepatitis, cancer, and autism.”

Making the yellow light shorter bullshit aside, this is like one of the few “government and their cameras peering into our daily lives” things I actually support. While you shouldn’t shoot off the line right at a green light, living in Baltimore taught me that adding a couple seconds has probably saved my life.

I, a 39-year-old former college student, am with you on this. 

Why tho?

Refutation of point 1:

Problem with the AIDS vs. Measles binary: AIDS is very hard to get and there is no vaccine, while measles is very easy to get if you are unvaccinated.

One does have to appreciate the chutzpah required for a grift on this scale. Perhaps both Zhou and Jiang should’ve switched majors toward a law degree.

...need a tissue for your life decisions?

Indeed, writing positions generally require writing experience. Crazy, I know.

We could always turn the table and point out the superfluous comma after “Gizmodo” or the unnecessary single quotation marks around “print” in fuscator’s post. That would put him/her/they on the losing end of the grammar competition.

Jesus H. Christ don’t be such a jerk. Just point out the typo (if you have to be that anal) and move on.

All in favor of a separate pool in our insurance policies for anti-vaxxers? Put the question right next to, “Do you smoke?”

Next time, turn him away from the hospital and let him die. Let these kids start dying and let’s see how long it takes for the anti-vaxxer movement to stop.

I hope everyone who pointed out Amazon was definitely bringing in those jobs to NYC and it clearly wasn’t some Foxconn type scam is paying attention.

Michael Rapaport is 48 looks 63 and acts 16. If you keep literally every aspect of him exactly the same there’s hotter men every place anywhere. 

Michael Rapaport is only 48? Jesus Christ, dude doesn't get to talk about other people's appearance.