Precious cargo of genetically-enhanced alien parasites that will multiply in their human hosts and turn us into the compliant livestock we were designed to be ... oh wait the internet already did that.

The pit bull and the chew toy on another date night?

It’s a reginal sub-contractor ... they take it out back, hose it off, slap some paint on it and jump on the wing a couple of times.

The Wokepocalypse is here ... we shall now transcend into asexual and at the same time polysexually-fluid beings whose whole living purpose is to click on articles.

I wonder if they’re hiring ...

• Keeping AI from taking over

Had the driver had more gold chains on and a beefier watch the weighr would have kept the car grounded to the ground. Also a couple of hundred kilos of blow would have helped.

Cool ... America for the win! All kidding aside this is pretty amazing stuff.

Yes but will they go “pew-pew” when you pull the trigger? Also will ours come in red, white and blue visible spectrum wavelengths?

All I know is that the way those pictures look needs to be a photo image filter.

Hah, I was in the last flight into Houston that night! *Plenty* of rain - when we landed huge plumes of water went over the wing and into the engines. Once we skidded to a stop everyone checked their drawers!

Let’s see ...

Out of the roughly 8 billion people out there, only about 10 are mega-billionaires. To paraphrase Foreginer’s epic “Hot Blooded” concert track: “They’ve got the bucks, we’ve got the numbers ... the strenght in numbers!”

All those billions, and it still doens’t look like a chrome-plated rocket dick.

Not so great - was hoping for a 3-door shooting-brake style.

You play into affluent Boomer retiree nostalgia, Gen-X angst and need for practical transportation, Gen-Z and Millenial fetishism - offerings available globally unless impractical/won’t sell:

It’s a North Korean/Chinese bio-nano-machine attack that failed. The AI running the attack was instructed to destroy DC. After it analyzed the situation it realized that no more damage was possible - Trump the Republicans had completed the mission.

Seriously the dog is still out in the field chasing bad guys.

The sad part is that it’s unlikely he thought this up himself. Someone on his staff gets paid to handle his social media and actually thought this was a good idea. An idiot surrounded by morons - swell.

That’s the thing ... in the published pictures I saw nothing embarrassing. Kinky maybe ... but nothing to be ashamed of. If Trump and his cronies aren’t embarrassed about their non-consensual escapades why should she be ashamed of her consensual trysts?