I would greatly prefer beating the pencil-necked, noodled-armed Miller lifeless. Jesus Christ, that would feel so fucking good (Come at me, SS).

Just did this with my high-top Cons. Almost immediately got promoted/laid.

Dug ditches (with shovel and pickaxe) 12 hours a day, seven days a week, one off day (the 4th).

Fan since ‘67 so fuck all you fake fucking ‘86-loving “long-suffering” (LOL, the 70s were fucking GLORIOUS) shitbag Mets “fans”.

They blow, signed, lifelong jazz-trained rock and punk drummer.

Kadri has always been a whiny cowardly cheap-shotter. And no, I’m not an anti-Muslim bigot. He’s just the worst kind of hockey asshole—can’t take even a good clean hit, comes back with dangerous stick retaliation.

Superb shit post. #FuckYouSuburbanites

He’s referencing boxing, not wrestling, just fyi.

Good headline.

Awesome. Janet Weiss ruled(s).

Golf...still a game, not a sport. Until it’s timed, it never will be.

What an absolute fucking idiot.

Soon, it will just be his nose, teeth and ear.

Figure skaters are better, thanks for an update hockey players already know (not most dipshit hockey writers though). Some even take ballet lessons growing up to improve their skating—see Joel Skinner (‘s stats).

This happens all the time at all levels of play, even township street hockey leagues. But then why would you know that, click-masturbater?

Don Jr. is recalling 1988:

Knuckle push-ups, wide-grip chin-ups, and run up stairs, lots of stairs.

Fungus Dick, if it’s inedible.

Goal scorers work on these type of precision bad angle shots all the time in practice, with or without a goalie. They live for these type of goals.

Almost every sports brand ad/spot made is “modular”. Same can be said for most brand ads, period, because most brands don’t have a truly unique benefit over their competition.