He used the word “apoplectic.” Someone is writing these for him.

My Twitter account was taken down for 11 minutes by a rogue employee. I guess the word must finally be getting out-and having an impact.

I wanna hear Trump say ‘apoplectic’ in a sentence.

Because you are disgusting.

What is that quote? “We don’t need men in feminist spaces, we need men to take male spaces and make them feminist.”

What a delightful human being. He and Hugo Schwyzer should go out for drinks sometime.

When Martin Shkreli isn’t your worst boyfriend.....yikes. Shit’s rough out there, girls.

I hate how social media has become a necessary evil to advance your career.

She might. We don’t know her life.

Sounds like the perfect solution! Celebrity barf bag for the ongoing accusations; dirty bag for the innocent gossip of who’s fucking whom.

The only true act of customer service Twitter has done.

“this was done by a Twitter customer support employee who did this on the employee’s last day.”

Quit twitter about a month ago. This is the only time I’ve regretted it. Pouring one out for Human Error tonight.

A friend of mine goes canoeing but calls it canoodling.

Don’t know if Brando is a great step up from LGBTQ Oscar Winners who’ve been accused of harassment and assault...

“Although I’m sure he has noble intentions, Ashton strikes me as the type of person who thinks sexual predators all hang out in dark alleys wearing trenchcoats and ski masks.”

Eh, I like Alec Baldwin’s reflections.

You have to assume that it wasn’t a normal room.

Saving that for Pence, I guess.

Jesus fucking CHRIST you are a terrible human being. Flinging abuse at someone because they don’t behave the way you think a victim should? You’d do great service in Trump’s justice department, you abusive piece of shit.