Normally, I’m all for these cracks, but come on, dude. A child is dead.

Do you not feel the raw, sexual, animal magnetism that is the Jeff Goldblum?

She was Wonder Girl. I think she did some movies after that.

Have you never seen Terms of Endearment? If not, drop everything and watch it!

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver split six years ago, but still haven’t divorced.

He has a way of melting the panties off.

The squint is from bad plastic surgery and cheek implants.

The idea of “merit based immigration” is also funny coming from the “they’re taking our jobs!” crowd. Like, sure, you can give visas to people who have computer engineering degrees- but there are already Americans who have those degrees and want to work in that field. There aren’t tons of Americans who want to spend…

yup. long story short: practicing of a religion is personal and should only be personal.

And that boyfriend was John Cazale, who could out-act Hoffman.

This may be a very, very stupid question. But why ARE Republicans so obsessed with banning abortion? Why did they decide to fight so much for something that is so obviously none of their motherfucking business? Why are they focusing so much energy into this? I understand that they’re trying to appeal to conservative…

In my Mass Media Law class in college, I was taught that “allegedly” is a weak protection, and it’s safer to carefully source allegations and not use that word.

They’re entitled to a presumption of innocence from the legal system.

Or better yet, think of how many victims could have been spared if said offenders didn’t assault/rape people.

OMG I forgot one of my personal faves:

I love Stranger Things but everything about Millie Bobbie Brown makes me uncomfortable. She is 13 and supporting her family! That is not okay. She is an afterschool special on how not to be a child star. When I saw Sean Astin was going to be in Stranger Things I was hoping he could pull her aside and stage an…

Generic Life advice:

Is ‘We keep things fun and spicy’ the celebrity marriage advice equivalent of ‘I just drink a lot of water’ for health?

Heidi’s costume in full:

When I heard the imitation firearm thing (before people were saying terror) I jumped to suicide by cop.