Are we not doing phrasing anymore?

This is the good shit. Take my star. 

Holy shit. Like, I know that they’re cats, but they’re reallllllly fuckin’ big cats. What were you thinking, hon? Whew. Glad she got out alright, but damn. 

“The United States is one of the most generous and compassionate nations.”

“Iron Front logo has been co-opted by Antifa”

Most winningest city of this century - lots of shittiness there, sure.

Seriously, this. Brown is skilled, no doubt, but Randy Moss was an otherworldly talent was literally one of a kind. I don’t know what Brady is smoking, but I’m assuming he was just saying whatever he thought would help Brown stay. 

Invoking names like Mandela and Malcolm X while making comparisons to yourself? Dude, you’d best be 1500% sure you’re not the fucking guy everyone seems to be thinking you are because that’s one bold ass move. 

He’s in LA being paid to do something that isn’t coaching the Knicks - I’d say he’s done alright. 

I mean, some people get tattoos before they take up cosplaying? Also, they’re just tattoos. 

“Than”

This might be the greatest example of Poe’s Law I’ve ever seen. 

It’s like you can see the exact moment someone popped their ult. 

Christ. I don’t have any jokes - this isn’t a headline you expect to see on your feed. 

Great game, but it wasn’t exactly hidden. 

I wonder if God wants him to have that haircut. 

Amazed that Shining Force is here, but not Shining Force 2 [unless I missed it]. For me, Those two games, Phantasy Star 4, and Eternal Champions were the only reason to own a Genesis. That and Sega Channel, because that shit was a hella good bargain. 

I guess I just can’t like anything. I’m glad you’re reporting the things you report, Jason, I’m just disappointed that so many of the things I enjoy, from bands to video games, are in some way produced by douchebags. If something bad ever comes out about Hidetaka Miyazaki, I might just throw in the towel.

Couldn’t have happened to a better cunt. 

If it makes you feel better, he’s only making $500k this year, so not rich as fuck yet. Sorry about your hubs, though - hope everything turns out well for him.