How exactly is that self-righteous? There's a time and a place for fucking with the Cardinals and I'd say right now ain't it.

Hopefully, there won't be one fucking "the right way" comment, and I'm not even a Cards fan. Be decent human beings. So much potential gone at such a young age. Condolences to his family and friends.

He does country songs now? I guess it's been a while.

My soul, it burns. +1

Is JJ Watt the defensive version of Peyton Manning? Just 100% football 100% of the time?

Do be fair, his forehead gets realllllllly dark by the end of the game. Not quite black, but a nice purple.

That hurt my soul.

That first Dietsch tweet is fucking gold.

Except his was funny. The article and the joke were both about winning the division. The Pirates were out of that race. It wasn't talking about the playoffs at large.

Wooooosh.

You must be fun at parties. I mean that seriously. You just tried to convince Deadspin that Guilder Rodriguez is a seat-seller. If you'd go that far for someone you [presumably] don't even know, imagine what you'd do for your friends!

I got sooooooo much usage out of that when I was a kid. I thought it was the most amazing bit of technology, hah. Honestly, I kinda miss those days. There was a Christmas-like feel on the first day of the month when the games got shuffled.

This, times a bunch.

It's about goddamn time, too. Way to use some common fucking sense, Carolina.

My father's upbringing was similar, except that since he was the eldest, he pretty much took the brunt of it all for the rest of the kids. I'm incredibly proud of him for breaking that cycle, because I can count on one hand the amount of times he even threatened to raise a hand to me. He doesn't hate his father, but…

I saw this live [one of the rare occasions I actually watch the show] and I was both amazed and moved by CC. Dude spoke truth at a level no one else on that panel could keep up with and I'm proud of him for being big enough to put his heart out there like that.

I'm assuming Wes Welker's in your starting lineup, given your ability to draft/waiver claim suspended players.

Hell, you might even be able to leverage a trade out of him if you've got someone in dire need of WR help, even if it's delayed help. Picking him up on waivers was the equivalent of winning with a free lottery ticket but having to wait a bit to cash it in. Unless you had to dump someone important, I can't see it as…

our 2013 record: LOL. Do they even keep score in WoW?

You know he's got Heroic Garrosh on farm.

You almost had it.