Why even own a dog? Buy a fucking punching bag.

Goddamnit, Lurleen.

Oh, fuck my life. Legs ain't meant to bend at Lovecraftian angles.

Well, this is the best comment I'll read all day.

Rohan Nadkarni: you killed tom

Please don't breed.

Seriously - I'll never understand it, either. The whole Josh Brent thing could've been avoided, as well as things like this. Good thing no one was hurt this time.

Not until he falls asleep in an Apple Store or some such establishment. It's still early, though.

I was just thinking to myself that I remembered this happening before - a player punching a ref and the ref dying as a result. I just couldn't place the incident. Thanks for the link.

He made a statement about an individual moment - not exactly a critique on the entire Sox season as a whole. What he said has shit to do with how the Sox are doing.

*nightmare made reality - there, fixed that for you

Any particular reason you hate the Brewers? It's not like they've ever enjoyed any sustained success, so I'm confused. It seems on par with hating the Royals or the Padres.

If Muller played hockey, he would've instructed the medics to amputate the head and rush back out onto the field.

I never brought BAC into it - I was mainly referring to NFL players killing people with cars and essentially being slapped on the wrist. Plexico Burress shot himself in the leg and served a longer term than either Brent or Stallworth. Just seems ridiculous to me.

I wonder what his sentence would have been had he been some Joe Schmoe. Between him and Donte Stallworth I can only shake my head. I'm sure the league would welcome him back with open arms, you know, unless he smokes a blunt at some point.