Dude. Come on, please tell that story as well. Dying to know now! haha

Fair enough, but I wasn't criticizing your use of music in the video, only commenting that your choice of music sucked. 'Tis all

Jesus christ this is one of the douchiest videos ever. Could you have picked a less enjoyable track to put over the video?

No problem! On the subway you never really know if the guy you're sitting next to is a millionaire or struggling to make ends meet (unless he turns and asks for some change) Plus, who on these trains wouldn't love to be able to get off the cramped, smelly car and into an F-Type?!

As a New Yorker - Yes. I know tons of people who drive 911 Turbo's or F-Types and I see them ride the subway to work from Grand Central/Penn Station every day. NYC's Subway system is a crazy ecosystem of people from almost every walk of life, its a bit nuts when you think about it.

I came here for exactly this, and I knew I wouldn't be disappointed.

I recommended your post solely because of your name. Party on

They use Smart Cars because Car2Go is owned and operated by DaimerBenz who happen to make the Smart Car - it's good advertising for the shitty little car, plus they get a great discount on bulk orders (since no one else is ordering)

Hahaha well played. I didn't include the 4th option because whenever I've tried to use it over the past few months it's always grayed out and unavailable

They do allow it, there is a thriving business for Uber here in NYC. They can be hard to get because they're so popular. Even have 3 levels, UberX, Black Car, and SUV

Something tells me this picture was staged by douchey kids wanting to be on http://richkidsofinstagram.tumblr.com/ If not, and these dicks actually played on the car, I hope their dad kills them for it when he finds the beer rings on his GT's spoiler...

Is it just me, or is anyone else disappointed that this car does not fit on the back of the boat. Took me a minute to realize it was on land and not the gorgeous Riva. Sadness.

How does one get a job working for your race team??

No, and neither does your toilet.

I think a hotlap in a minivan would be hilarious, similar to the Sabine lap in a Transit panel van for Top Gear. Cars doing things they were not designed to do = hilarious. Pretending a stock minivan is a 'sporty' car on the road in an article/review = travesty. Though there is a part of me that kind of enjoys the…

PEER PRESSURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Did'ya end up buying one?

That's good to hear they are still making good cars. I'm always rooting for Ford to do well, same as I'm rooting for you to do well. I've been a fan since I first heard about you and your $500 rally BMW on Jalopnik - even rock a Caswell sticker on my personal laptop. As long as you're not suddenly shilling mini-vans…

Do it. I just did!!

And I was super lucky that Ford let me borrow a Fiesta ST for the trip as it might be the perfect car for driving a road like this. A proper rally car would be better I suppose, but man the little Fiesta ST did everything I wanted, every time I asked of it.

Valid, the 200 is a turd on wheels. The 300, looks sexy as fuck, but I don't love the interior as much as the exterior.